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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #60 on: June 04, 2003, 04:19:38 am
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Originally posted by Tiara

Nah, I just don't like blunt objects. Its too messy. Ever seen someone die due to blunt force trauma? Blood everywhere. I want to keep it clean. :p


cutting off people's....um... limbs  can be pretty bloody and oh more so traumatising, don't you think?
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #61 on: June 04, 2003, 04:20:30 am
not with a lightsaber tho...:p
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Offline Tiara

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Reply #62 on: June 04, 2003, 04:23:49 am
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Originally posted by Turnsky
not with a lightsaber tho...:p

Got that one too :D
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #63 on: June 04, 2003, 04:26:49 am
*gives tiara master access codes to armoury...*

help yerself...
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #64 on: June 04, 2003, 04:33:19 am
couldn't you just drop the sharp, pointy things and shoot people in the back? Much more convenient, simpler, communist.
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Offline Tiara

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Reply #65 on: June 04, 2003, 04:34:45 am
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Originally posted by Stunaep
couldn't you just drop the sharp, pointy things and shoot people in the back? Much more convenient, simpler, communist.


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Offline Shrike

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Reply #66 on: June 04, 2003, 04:51:58 am
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Originally posted by Tiara
Nah, I just don't like blunt objects. Its too messy. Ever seen someone die due to blunt force trauma? Blood everywhere. I want to keep it clean. :p
The hammer is as precise as it needs to be.  Be a clean cut or a pulped personage, it can do it.
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Offline Darkage

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Reply #67 on: June 04, 2003, 05:07:30 am
You people scare the **** out of me:nervous:
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Reply #68 on: June 04, 2003, 10:49:05 am
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Reply #69 on: June 04, 2003, 11:14:05 am
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The hammer is as precise as it needs to be.  Be a clean cut or a pulped personage, it can do it.


Ricin-umbrellas will do the trick nicely :D :p
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #70 on: June 04, 2003, 11:22:26 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich


I suddenly want to play Wolfenstein 3d.

hey, whaddya'll say if we just calmed down, put down the weaponry...even the axes.... yes Tiara, even the one you've hidden in your cleavage... sit down and sing ´row, row, row the boat'
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Offline Nico

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Reply #71 on: June 04, 2003, 11:33:31 am
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I suddenly want to play Wolfenstein 3d.


if you have enemy territory installed, I'm ready to go :D
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Reply #72 on: June 04, 2003, 01:53:39 pm
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Originally posted by Stunaep


I suddenly want to play Wolfenstein 3d.


B3ST. R3PLY. EV4R! :p
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline NeoHunter

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Reply #73 on: June 11, 2003, 07:49:53 am
Erm...guys? Freelancer?
 

Offline Fineus

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Reply #74 on: June 11, 2003, 08:07:40 am
Whats that?

....:hopping:
 

Offline Su-tehp

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Reply #75 on: June 11, 2003, 11:59:08 pm
I entered this thread at a very strange moment in my life...

Tiara, the powers of Hell are no match for the power of attorney...which, of course, I have.:p :D

All the same, I'm not going to mess with you or that axe of yours...:nervous:
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Offline Tiara

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Reply #76 on: June 12, 2003, 12:38:09 am
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Originally posted by Su-tehp
I entered this thread at a very strange moment in my life...

Tiara, the powers of Hell are no match for the power of attorney...which, of course, I have.:p :D

All the same, I'm not going to mess with you or that axe of yours...:nervous:

...

You are en employee of Hell & Co. then! That means I'm your superior! :ha: Now go and sue George Bush for being ugly!

:p
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #77 on: June 12, 2003, 12:44:31 am
Hey, I find him rather attractive, albeit stupid!

:nervous:
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #78 on: June 12, 2003, 12:46:20 am
*Points finger towards door*

OUT!
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #79 on: June 12, 2003, 12:49:35 am
*points finger towards... erm... upper thighs*

NO!
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