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Offline Sandwich

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on: May 21, 2003, 03:17:21 pm
I hopped into the local Micky D's to grab a fries & coke this afternoon, and while in the bathroom, I saw this.... device. I think it's what they use with the mops, squeeze the water out into them, etc etc. But with those 4 sticking out legs colored black, and the deep red color everywhere else, my first thought was "NOD Stealth Tank!" Then I looked closer, at the symbol towards the bottom.... a triangle..... :eek2::nervous: :shaking:
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #1 on: May 21, 2003, 03:20:40 pm
:wtf:


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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #2 on: May 21, 2003, 03:21:51 pm
My god Sarnie, you're right!

We must form the GDI immediatley!
 

Offline Hippo

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Reply #3 on: May 21, 2003, 03:22:43 pm
huh?
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Offline Razor

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Reply #4 on: May 21, 2003, 03:23:11 pm
Honestly I don't get.
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #5 on: May 21, 2003, 03:23:53 pm
Command and Conquer, you heathens!:D

The GDI and the NOD.
 

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Reply #6 on: May 21, 2003, 03:25:49 pm
Yeah I played C&C Renegade, but what does a bucket have to do with it? :wtf:
 

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Reply #7 on: May 21, 2003, 03:25:57 pm
You mean that a "Stealth Tank" in the game is painted bright red? :wtf:
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Reply #8 on: May 21, 2003, 03:28:50 pm
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You mean that a "Stealth Tank" in the game is painted bright red? :wtf:


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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #9 on: May 21, 2003, 03:29:50 pm
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Yeah I played C&C Renegade, but what does a bucket have to do with it? :wtf:


Ugh. The NOD colours are red and black, so is the bucket. The wheels on the bucket are arranged in a similiar fashion to those on the stealth tank, and that triangular logo looks like the NOD emblem.

It is a sign that McDonalds is pure evil.
 

Offline Dark_4ce

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Reply #10 on: May 21, 2003, 03:37:51 pm
A poor sad way to make the janitors "feel" cool...
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #11 on: May 21, 2003, 03:41:11 pm
They'll be giving 'em fancy eyepieces next, and having them answer to Seth, just Seth.
 

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Reply #12 on: May 21, 2003, 03:59:07 pm
Here's something nobody else commented on...

What the hell were you doing with a camera in Macdonalds? Especially the toilets!
 

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Reply #13 on: May 21, 2003, 04:03:32 pm
This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Unless of course he had a legit reason, like he was an undercover Health Inspector or something.
 

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Reply #14 on: May 21, 2003, 04:06:08 pm
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What the hell were you doing with a camera in Macdonalds? Especially the toilets!


I heard that they put some really funny stuff in their food at MDs.
 

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Reply #15 on: May 21, 2003, 04:38:12 pm
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I heard that they put some really funny stuff in their food at MDs.


You're telling us? :shaking:

I always prefer to go to a real cheeseburger grill place for good burgers. :thepimp:
 

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Reply #16 on: May 21, 2003, 04:38:24 pm
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I heard that they put some really funny stuff in their food at MDs.


:yes: Band-aids, maggots, the works.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #17 on: May 21, 2003, 04:45:10 pm
It's true! Run for the hills! Teh stealth tank is here! :lol:
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Reply #18 on: May 21, 2003, 05:16:54 pm
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Here's something nobody else commented on...

What the hell were you doing with a camera in Macdonalds? Especially the toilets!


I always have my camera with me, it's a small digital camera, and one never knows when one will want to get a shot of something. As for why it went with me into the bathroom, I was alone at McD's, so I couldn't exactly leave my bag at the table while I took a leak, now could I? :p
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #19 on: May 21, 2003, 05:23:33 pm
Speaking of being ready with camera in-season and out of season, here's another shot I took like 6 months ago, but never got around to posting it. What's wrong with this pic? :D
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
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