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Offline Turnsky

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another one for maeg..
on: May 22, 2003, 08:05:57 pm
saw this over at Clan Bob

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Offline Martinus

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Reply #1 on: May 22, 2003, 08:09:23 pm
[color=66ff00]Need I remind you that I'm from Ireland? There's a world of difference.

Ok, well, a bit of difference. ;)
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #2 on: May 22, 2003, 08:19:24 pm
*looks at maeg's location thingy* bugger:blah:

oh well, any scots out there?
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #3 on: May 22, 2003, 08:20:43 pm
Irish Spring gives me a nasty rash.
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Offline neo_hermes

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Reply #4 on: May 22, 2003, 08:23:14 pm
:lol:
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Offline Crazy_Ivan80

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Reply #5 on: May 23, 2003, 03:32:11 am
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]Need I remind you that I'm from Ireland? There's a world of difference.

Ok, well, a bit of difference. ;)
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pft, they're all celts to me :p ;)
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #6 on: May 23, 2003, 03:46:26 am
:lol:
But remember, there's nothing wrong with wearing a kilt.
I wore one to the school leaving do.:D
 

Offline Turnsky

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Reply #7 on: May 23, 2003, 03:51:55 am
can't argue with tradition.... mind you to really set off the 'highland warrior' feel i reccomend having a claymore sword to go with it:p
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #8 on: May 23, 2003, 03:53:10 am
I wanted one, but they're hard to find, you know. I couldn't find a sporran, either, so it didn't really work.
 

Offline Turnsky

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Reply #9 on: May 23, 2003, 03:55:17 am
meh, fair enough...
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Offline tEAbAG

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Reply #10 on: May 23, 2003, 12:55:20 pm
You know what'll really screw a 10 year old up?
Having his dad decide that he wants to play the bagpipes concidering:

A) Not an ounce of Scot in him

&

B) He insist on wearing the kilt around other people

&

C) We live in the US mid-west with NO scots around!

Aye, Sonny Jim, thats a scud in tha bollocks!:ick
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Offline Nico

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Reply #11 on: May 23, 2003, 01:26:11 pm
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
I wanted one, but they're hard to find, you know. I couldn't find a sporran, either, so it didn't really work.

hard to find? there's plenty of stores selling that in France... and they're awfully expensive too :(
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #12 on: May 23, 2003, 01:27:37 pm
Yes, but I'm not in France.:)

And this was very short notice, about 3 days.
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #13 on: May 23, 2003, 01:40:17 pm
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]Need I remind you that I'm from Ireland? There's a world of difference.

Ok, well, a bit of difference. ;)
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Who the hell do you think you are, George Bush? There's about 150 miles of difference.

Besides, Scots, Irish, they're all the same. You walk into a Dublin pub with a name like Hart or McAllister (Good, Scottish names) and you're treated like a brother. Walk in with a name like Harrington or Richards (faggot-ass English names) and you're as good as dead. And the same goes for Edinburgh pubs. Walk in called McCaffey and they'll practically blow you. Walk in called Phillips and your face will be pissing blood before you reach the bar.

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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #14 on: May 23, 2003, 01:42:19 pm
That seems to be the case in any establishment in Dublin. When I went a few years ago, there was nowhere, NOWHERE, in the city to get anything to eat, except for McDonalds.
Also, there were broken bicycles tied to every fence, railing and wall. Very odd.
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #15 on: May 23, 2003, 01:45:27 pm
I was in an Irish theme pub today (I know, I know, you can stab me later. It was cheap. We were walking past, half-cut.....) and in the window there were like harps, 3 violins, about 20 bows, a film-reel and a bike. Why? It's a ****ing pub. There should be naked women dancing in the window, not some faggot-ass leprechaun.
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Offline Rictor

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Reply #16 on: May 23, 2003, 02:16:10 pm
I figure all this English/Irish/Scottish hatred stuff has something to do with a kilt and a case of mistaken identity.....;7 ;7
 

Offline Martinus

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Reply #17 on: May 23, 2003, 05:33:08 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
Who the hell do you think you are, George Bush? There's about 150 miles of difference.

Besides, Scots, Irish, they're all the same. You walk into a Dublin pub with a name like Hart or McAllister (Good, Scottish names) and you're treated like a brother. Walk in with a name like Harrington or Richards (faggot-ass English names) and you're as good as dead. And the same goes for Edinburgh pubs. Walk in called McCaffey and they'll practically blow you. Walk in called Phillips and your face will be pissing blood before you reach the bar.

Extract from an0n's Book Of Anglo-Celtic Pub-Fight Dynamics, ©2003

[color=66ff00]Actually, walk in with any name other than an english one and you're treated pretty well. It's unfortunate but Irish people generally treat english people in the same way the english would treat them if they were sitting in a pub in england. There's no lost love on either side. Dublin's a bit of a dive anyhow.

The english aren't really well recieved in any country. Holiday resorts in europe absolutely love the Irish but loath the english, I've never understood why there's so much anger vented at GB. :confused:
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Offline vyper

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Reply #18 on: May 23, 2003, 08:31:36 pm
Walk into the wrong pub tho, and if your Republican or Monarchist you can kiss your arse goodbye and the same goes in the west of scotland. However, thats only the negative side of things...

I wore full Highland dress to my High School grad, including the Sk..sch..fukit, the wee knife. Was classy, looked super.
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Reply #19 on: May 23, 2003, 09:10:56 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
I was in an Irish theme pub today (I know, I know, you can stab me later. It was cheap. We were walking past, half-cut.....) and in the window there were like harps, 3 violins, about 20 bows, a film-reel and a bike. Why? It's a ****ing pub. There should be naked women dancing in the window, not some faggot-ass leprechaun.
That'd make it a peeler bar, not a pub.
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