Regardless of what you believe in, let me just say:
That Christian forum thingy is at the same time one of the most hilarious and disturbing things I've seen.
Read it. Really. These people are just about the most intolerant mofos since Hitler's day. Heres some gems:
Red is for a post, green is for the reply
My 16 year-old daughter Shirleen brought home her new boyfriend after school today. Well all I can say is, thank God that her father is away. If Floyd (that's Shirleen's father, and my husband, too) had seen Manuel (that's the boyfriend's name) he probably would have screamed "My little girl ain't gonna date no wet-back!" and he would have literally thrown him out the door! Floyd is always going around quoting Leviticus 20:15-16, about how God will smite anyone who has "affectionate relations" with members of a different species (he's so serious about this that he won't even let our beagle Patches lick him). Now Shirleen swears that Manuel is a Baptist, but it looked to me like under his t-shirt he was wearing one of them big crosses like the Pope wears. What should I do? I wish I could call Floyd, but his night for receiving phone calls isn't till next Tuesday. By then. my little girl and this boy could run off to Mexico to get married (don't you only have to be 13 down there?).
If his name is "Manuel" and he's a hispanico, you can be sure he is indeed an idol-worshipping heathen catholic! He sounds like a "cholo" to me (that's Mexican for "gangster!). You need to lock that daughter of yours up, immediately! If she marries that boy she'll be barefoot and pregnant within a week, and will continue to pop babies out one a year for the rest of the time she is fertile! The Catholic "thing" for having as many babies as possible is just a cover for the fact they have NO CONTROL over their s3xual urges!
.Basically, you cannot trust Shirleen with regards to Manuel's faith. Invite him for lunch, and when you do, start grace with a hail mary. If Manuel does not look at you funny or object, then he is indeed a papist and then sic the dog on him. (Or call me - I always need migrant farm workers)
MIGRANT WORKERS?!?! What the hell is wrong with these people.
Invite him over for lunch (inside of wonderbread sandwiches you should order in from Taco Bell to lull him into a false sense of acceptance) and plant a piece of your finest costum jewelry on him. As he leaves, call the cops. Once he's in jail, Floyd can take care of the rest.
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As if we need another reason to keep President Bush in
the White House. Progress is being made, people, now is not
the time to rest on our laurels! A vote for Bush and the GOP
is a referendum against sodomites!
Vote Bush, stamp out gays!
My brother Ralph is the assistant chief of security at the University of Mississippi (Ole Miss) and he told me about how they dealt with a bunch of homo troublemakers down there during the last presidential election. It seems that a group of homos were trying to embarrass George Bush by claiming that they were Republicans and they were trying to recruit "members" for their sinful little club, which they called the Log Cabin club (one can only imagine what kind of "log" they were referring to! For SHAME!). Well, Ralph got some of his friends together along with a few players from the football team (go Crimson Tide, yay!) and they made a dummy of that homo writer Gore Vidal (they chose him because of the Gore connection, which was pretty clever, I thought) and they lit a bonfire and burned the dummy and then they roasted weenies, which I thought was also very clever. What's this country coming to, anyway? Homos think they can be Republicans and Jews (like that Lieberman guy, what's his story? He looks constipated) think they can lead a Christian nation! For shame
And so on and so forth. BTW betterthanyou: Despeite the fact that I dont agree with you, you have taken a rational and calm approach to the issue, good for you.
