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Offline Stunaep

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KaZaA's logic fails me.
on: May 31, 2003, 02:16:47 pm
Explain me this:

I search music by a certain artist, say Alizee. I get a sh1tload of results. I find the song I want, which, according to the search window, is shared by 90 users. I double click on it to download, and what does KaZaA do?

Does it begin downloading randomly, from, say 8 of the 90 users simultaneously, resulting in a download speed so high, I could call it streaming?

No. It starts downloading from 2 users, and when they leave, cannot find even any more mirrors for the file!
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Offline an0n

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Reply #1 on: May 31, 2003, 02:18:34 pm
It ignores streams that're laughably low-speed. So you can either download from 90 people at 0.00001kbps or you can shut up and download some proper, non-fag, non-paedo music.
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #2 on: May 31, 2003, 02:20:58 pm
not my fault the local radio station plays that song 50 times a day. It's gotten to my head.
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Offline an0n

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Reply #3 on: May 31, 2003, 02:23:01 pm
Dude, firstly, IT'S FRENCH FREEDOM!!!!

Secondly, it's about a girl going out and having sex with old men. It's called Lolita, F.F.S.!!!
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #4 on: May 31, 2003, 02:23:57 pm
wrong song, b1atch. :D
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #5 on: May 31, 2003, 02:25:55 pm
You could at least look for good music, like Glenn Miller, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Django Reinhardt, Paul Robeson and so on.
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #6 on: May 31, 2003, 02:27:10 pm
Incidentally, I just  d/l-ed the entire Matrix Reloaded album. Dude, that rocks.

Though, Franky-boy is not such a bad idea.:p
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Offline Nico

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Reply #7 on: May 31, 2003, 02:27:23 pm
alizée?
oh man...
Try something good, damnit! dunno, try Noir Désir :p ( get tostaki, that's a classic ). but not alizée, for god's sake :p
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Reply #8 on: May 31, 2003, 02:31:08 pm
*wonders why no-one has thought to be satirical and change Venom's title*
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Offline Martinus

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Reply #9 on: May 31, 2003, 02:31:45 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
It ignores streams that're laughably low-speed. So you can either download from 90 people at 0.00001kbps or you can shut up and download some proper, non-fag, non-paedo music.

[color=66ff00]Yeah like *insert one of an0n's favourite tunes here*

Or better yet, completely ignore him and listen to whatever the hell gets you going.
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #10 on: May 31, 2003, 02:36:50 pm
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Originally posted by Venom
alizée?
oh man...
Try something good, damnit! dunno, try Noir Désir :p ( get tostaki, that's a classic ). but not alizée, for god's sake :p

Manu Chao? George Brassens?;)

*runs*

oh, and an0n, I'm not english. I don't have the neighbority complex thing. So I like french.
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Offline Tiara

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KaZaA's logic fails me.
Reply #11 on: May 31, 2003, 02:43:25 pm
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Originally posted by Stunaep
So I like french.

I wonder what a French kiss is called in the states now? Freedom kiss?

Anywayz... Alizee sucks.... big time...
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #12 on: May 31, 2003, 02:46:21 pm
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Originally posted by Tiara

Freedom kiss?


:lol:
Wouldn't surprise me, how f**king petty can they get?
 

Offline neo_hermes

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Reply #13 on: May 31, 2003, 02:46:53 pm
Alizee never heard of them/it/her/him.
Hell has no fury like an0n...
killing threads is...well, what i do best.
 

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Reply #14 on: May 31, 2003, 02:48:25 pm
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Originally posted by neo_hermes
Alizee never heard of them/it/her/him.
Hot french bird.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #15 on: May 31, 2003, 02:49:29 pm
/\
 |_Second thing I like about french.
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Offline kode

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Reply #16 on: May 31, 2003, 02:53:23 pm
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Originally posted by Stunaep

Manu Chao


manu chao pretty much owns all. one of the few artists whos CD's I actually buy.
Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Reply #17 on: May 31, 2003, 02:54:57 pm
Bah. Mao is better.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline kode

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Reply #18 on: May 31, 2003, 02:55:58 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
Bah. Mao is better.

what mao?
Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
- Ambrose Bierce
<Redfang> You're almost like Stryke 9 or an0n
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
- Aldous Huxley
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #19 on: May 31, 2003, 02:56:33 pm
Chairman Mao
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