[Stryke 9]

Hmm...

Try bottle rockets next time. Or water balloons, depending on how cold it gets out there.

[Turnsky]

home made flamethrower works best, as it's winter over here, and fireworks are banned:blah:

[Stryke 9]

Ah, those things are overrated. Except the aerosol-hairspray-can-and-lighter kind, which are only cool by association.

Besides, the homemade variety tend to explode a lot, and no homemade weapon that does as much damage to the victimizer as the victim is any good. Except the coilgun- we loves you, yesssss...

[Turnsky]

those aerosol ones are what i'm talking about..

and you gotta show me pics of that coilgun..

[Stryke 9]

Well, it's only half-finished. Like I said, there isn't a ****ing non-magnetizable piece of aluminum piping in the friggin' tristate area, and it'd be pretty useless without a barrel to wrap the electromagnets around.

[Turnsky]

i'd help you, but you're a great deal away from australia...

[Stryke 9]

Exactly. Shipping costs would amount to more than I've paid for the entire rest of it. Granted, I scavenged a good bit, but hey.

Incidentially, does anyone know if magnetrons have any parts that overheat and break easily? I can't recall...

[Petrarch of the VBB]

You sound like that Python sketch,
"I follow the moth in the helicopter, and then Hank comes along in the Lockheed Starfighter and attacks it with air-to-air missiles."

And so on.

[Stryke 9]

Depends on the size of the moth. Might need anywhere from a flyswatter to a SCUD missile.


Actually, scratch that. A SCUD couldn't hit the broad side of the sky.

[Petrarch of the VBB]

True, very true, you'd have to fit it in a catapult, and fire it thus.

[Stryke 9]

Elongated objects don't get launched properly. Maybe if you stacked it with milk jugs turned Molotovs (probably pretty hard to do), and launched those... get a cool shotgun effect, and moths are pretty flammable, so...