[NecroBob]

aight
like the subject says, I'm going to a four day lan party in two days, and they're having a Worst Case contest, the winner gets a killer processor, new case and Radeon 9700 and something else.

the top panel of my case has rust all over it, including a sticker from the first one of these I went to, the right (from front) panel has a painting of gonarch on it, the left one is covered in stickers with rust creeping up, and the front is all scratched with stickers on it. (and two disconnected and crappy CD-drives, aside from my functioning 8x Coaster Toaster)
oh yeah, and my floppy drive is hanging from the IDE cable inside the case because I don't have a free spot for it.

anybody have any suggestions on how to make it look worse???
I was thinking copious amounts of duct tape

every bit helps

Bob

[Turnsky]

A  hammer is good

[Bobboau]

shoot it

take it out back put up some tree limbs and burn it for a few hours

find a skunk and through it at it (you might be able to rub it on a dead one)
if that fails find the nearest sewer and through it in there
smell is an aspect that other people will probly not have thought of

jam one of the cd drives with a britny spears CD in it, when you put it back on

get a roll of duct tape, and seal a few (but not all) of the new holes

through it from a local tall building

[NecroBob]

mmmm, true, to where?
[ED] the computer has to be working, one of the requisites

[Bobboau]

well do all of what I have said to the case after you have taken it off, without the componints in it, the CD jam thing can be thought of as more of a cosmetic effect than an actual broken component

[Turnsky]

a shotgun would put a few extra ventilation holes in it.

[NecroBob]

i like the bullet hole idea, my friend has a gun, in fact.

I don't want to do the skunk thing, I have to sit next to it for four days

I like the idea of putting a few rolls on the side, then scratching them all to hell
burning works too, I was thinking about that, I could melt half a cd onto the top or something, any idea what to burn onto it?

[Bobboau]

roadkill

if you want to win you will skunk it and you will sit next to it.

[Turnsky]

get some steel-capped work boots (or a bat) and give it hell

[Bobboau]

piss on it

[NecroBob]

have some unidentified stain on the front or top (in addition to the three I already know about), you think?

[Bobboau]

glue a dead animal to it

[Petrarch of the VBB]

And if you don't win?
You're stuck with this case.

Anyway, attack it with a belt sander

[Nico]

paint it bright pink.

[Stryke 9]

Just **** on it. If they look like they're not gonna award it too you, threaten to throw it at them.

[Rictor]

write on it. you know how you have that little "shopping list" erasable tablet on the fridge...same idea

start a corespondance between you and another member of your family, prefarable one who has not yet developed their writing abilities

[Turnsky]

drop it from a fast-moving vehicle...
that'll put lots of nice little dents in it...




New Foxfire up

[Bobboau]

find an old apple 2 and stuff all of todays components into it, that would actualy be kind of cool, in a "way more expensive than it needs to be" sort of way

[Martinus]

Originally posted by Bobboau
find an old apple 2 and stuff all of todays components into it, that would actualy be kind of cool, in a "way more expensive than it needs to be" sort of way

[color=66ff00]*looks at bob's other ideas*
Hmmmm....
*looks at this idea*
Dude, that's just sick!
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[J.F.K.]

This is insanity... the good type, of course.

I'd twist the outer case (that you unscrew and pull off to reveal the innards) so that it's jammed onto the case frame itself. That way when someone tries to open it up they'll invariably have to pull so hard they'll mess up their knuckles on the rusty metal. That really sucks.