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Offline Nico

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advice. how do I make my case WORSE, to win the Worst Case contest???
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Originally posted by Maeglamor

[color=66ff00] :wtf: Even if they were legal, they're damn creepy.
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"checks on google"

mmh, that's two girls. good looking girls, in fact. what's creepy about them? they worship Satan? they have incestious relationship with their auntie? they listen to mariah carey?
they wouldn't own one of those yorkshire dogs, would they?
SCREW CANON!

  

Offline Rictor

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advice. how do I make my case WORSE, to win the Worst Case contest???
Pretty sure it all of those. They're more stupid than creepy if you ask me.

For the inside of you case, you need to put it near a heavy smoker. It takes a while but the insides get covered up in a coat of yellow dirt and filth. If you're short on time, take it to a bingo hall and let the toxins do their stuff.

 

Offline ZylonBane

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advice. how do I make my case WORSE, to win the Worst Case contest???
Write Vogon poetry on it.
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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advice. how do I make my case WORSE, to win the Worst Case contest???
Nah, Vogon poetrty would not be terrible enough, if you were to write some of Grunthos the Flatulent's work on it, then it would be utterly horrible.

 

Offline Dark_4ce

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advice. how do I make my case WORSE, to win the Worst Case contest???
That would be almost criminal...
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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advice. how do I make my case WORSE, to win the Worst Case contest???
Indeed it would.

If you could fit some sort of speaker system to actually read the poems out, then you'd win simply out of the judges' fear.

 

Offline Dark_4ce

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advice. how do I make my case WORSE, to win the Worst Case contest???
Yeah. Hopefully before they collapse from severe internal bleeding.
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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advice. how do I make my case WORSE, to win the Worst Case contest???
Exactly.
But then of course there's always Paul Neil Milne Johnston of Redbridge.

 

Offline Gortef

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advice. how do I make my case WORSE, to win the Worst Case contest???
burn it a bit
Habeeb it...

 

Offline silverwolf

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advice. how do I make my case WORSE, to win the Worst Case contest???
maybe drape it with computer cabes that you took the protective rubber coating off or just take any old tape cassetts you have that you don't like and take the tape out of those and drape it over

 

Offline Admiral LSD

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