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Offline Solatar

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I was reading that new Harry Potter book (I was really bored...) and after I finished I read the back (even more bored). I discovered that it was printed in Kingsport, Tennessee., which is where I live.

If they were publishing it downtown, why did I have to wait.:D
'course they woulda got sued if they gave us it anytime early...Damn copyright laws....

rant over....you guys can flame me now.:cool:

 

Offline Thorn

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How old are you? :wtf:

 

Offline Zeronet

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Originally posted by Thorn
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How old are you? :wtf:


Gah, i pointed out it was a Childrens book and got attacked by fanatics.
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Offline Thorn

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I saw some of them on tv... a lot were older than I am...

 

Offline Stryke 9

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The whole childrens' book thing really shouldn't be an issue. Dr. Seuss is still God.

And no, I have no intention of reading the rest of the Harry Potter books. I decided to pretend, for once, that I was openminded and read the first few, they were pretty decent writing, but when I got to that horrible Goblet one or whatever it was one of the dullest things I'd ever seen and I swore 'em off, raging fanboys be damned. It sucked.

 

Offline Turnsky

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*opens "the Gunslinger" by stephen king*

i prefer slighty more mature reading myself...

I.E anything by tolkien
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Offline Zeronet

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*opens "the Gunslinger" by stephen king*

i prefer slighty more mature reading myself...

I.E anything by tolkien


According to our local fanatic, all of tolkiens books were kids books too.
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Offline Unknown Target

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Tom Clancy is OK. I read Rainbow Six in like, 4th or 5th grade, and it was OK. Too long-winded ( a chronic disease of Clancy's, and those who try to emulate him)

 

Offline Turnsky

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Originally posted by Zeronet


According to our local fanatic, all of tolkiens books were kids books too.


interesting, but i acutally do prefer books by Stephen King or the odd one or two by Dean Koontz..
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Offline Zeronet

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interesting, but i acutally do prefer books by Stephen King or the odd one or two by Dean Koontz..


Its not interesting, its nonsense. Kids don't read books on the scale of the LOTR trilogy.
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Offline Turnsky

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indeed... reading's a tad too heavy for littlun's
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Offline Rictor

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Alright. For the record, Tolkien's book are not kids books. Unless they are inteded to be that way, as is the Hobbit. Have you read the Silmarillion? I dare anyone to tell me thats a kids book. The linguical aspect of the names alone is :eek:.

And I consider Tom Clancy and Stephen King to fall into the category of "why are you wasting paper". Any person who can whine on endlessly about the same subject does not deserve to be published. What do they each have, like 20 books so far. It would take greater men then them to produce 20 original, inspired novels. Clancy is just playing off of American fear and/or pride, and Stephen King makes fear formulaic and boring..

 

Offline CP5670

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I find this whole distinction between "kids books" and "grown-up books" quite silly. Anyone can read anything at any age. How about "A Course of Modern Analysis: reallylongsubtitle?" (my favorite one at the moment) That one could qualify in either category. :yes:

 

Offline delta_7890

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I find this whole distinction between "kids books" and "grown-up books" quite silly. Anyone can read anything at any age. How about "A Course of Modern Analysis: reallylongsubtitle?" (my favorite one at the moment) That one could qualify in either category. :yes:


It's not the fact that it can't be read, but that it can't be comprehended.  A child could read any 'adult book', sure, but would he have any idea what he'd just read?  Sure, there are exceptions, but in most cases, no.
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Offline Turnsky

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And I consider Tom Clancy and Stephen King to fall into the category of "why are you wasting paper". Any person who can whine on endlessly about the same subject does not deserve to be published. What do they each have, like 20 books so far. It would take greater men then them to produce 20 original, inspired novels. Clancy is just playing off of American fear and/or pride, and Stephen King makes fear formulaic and boring..

have you read the dark tower series written by king?:doubt:


those aren't classed as horror novels IMHO .it's an epic pure and simple...

same with "the stand" "The talisman" and "black house"

the prob is that king has been stereotyped by his previous works (Misery, IT, tommyknockers, etc) that everyone sees him as a horror novelest... clancy might be doing the same.. i dunno i've never read any of his books..
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Offline CP5670

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It's not the fact that it can't be read, but that it can't be comprehended. A child could read any 'adult book', sure, but would he have any idea what he'd just read? Sure, there are exceptions, but in most cases, no.


Even then, most of these so-called "adult books" can probably be comprehended by children if they have the interest, including that one I gave. And then you can also go the other way; why cannot adults read children's books? Also, what about those of us who are somewhere in between (such as myself) in terms of age, older than "kids" but younger than "adults?" Maybe we are allowed to read both? :D
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Offline Stealth

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Originally posted by Stryke 9
The whole childrens' book thing really shouldn't be an issue. Dr. Seuss is still God.


oooh yeah!

They're coming out with a "Cat in the Hat" movie!  with Mike Myers :doubt:

 

Offline Rictor

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Speaking from personal experience, some books simply cant be fully apreciated by kids. I read the Silmarillion the first time when I was around 13, and then again when I was 17 (now), and its quite a different experience.

As for Stephen King, yeah I suppose he's got some good stuff (Green Mile), but Clancy is deffinatley (sp?) same old same old. I remember in American History X, theres a scene where the dad (Edward Norton's character's dad) says "What, I read!" and the mom goes "Tom Clancy doesnt count"

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Bull****. All that matters is how much you've read, not your age- at least, once you get into the double digits. I was reading great 400-page bricks at age 12, and appreciating them almost as well as I do now- fact, it was probably more advanced stuff than I generally read now. Most little kids are too busy making mud pies, playing little league baseball (talk about a waste of time), or staring at the TV for hours on end to actually read- me, I went the way of myopia, and I can't even say I did so as much as many kids could or should.

Never read a Tom Clancy book, never will. I allot myself enough intellectual snobbishness for that. King's books... don't you think they're a bit, say, gimmicky? I mean, you've got an evil clown that turns into some freaky thing into a giant spider! Ooh! Ahh! Aliens from outer space that make people evil! Booga booga! He's a halfway decent writer (a rare thing on the bestseller rack), but most of his stuff is kinda kiddie and didn't scare me in the least.

Try Kingsolver. Or Vonnegut. Or Sartre. All light reads (pretty much), all fantastic writers.
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Offline silverwolf

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my english teacher says stephan king couldn't write to save his life.... i don't belive him