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Offline Knight Templar

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Buy an IMac.





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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Buy an IMac.





*runs*


a Mac?  
yeah.

...


one of those serials i sent you should work Stunaep, please let me know ;)

 

Offline Thorn

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Actually, this would be a perfect opportunity to buy/download Win2k. Only thing XP does that it doesn't do is run DOS programs, which you won't need much of, and it's a much more... solid program besides. And the interface won't slowly turn you into a homosexual.

Well, I guess if you want to explore the other side of things XP is a good deal then, but...

I'm with this guy... That and 2K doesnt look like it was designed by my nephew....

 

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There are no real keygens for XP. Only thing they do is circulate a number of mostly false keys.


I shouldn't really be asying this but:

<-- has three copies of XP SP1 installed here all with different product keys and all are able to use Windows Update :D
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Offline Su-tehp

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Originally posted by Stunaep
I'll rather dance in the streets nude, hoping that someone'll give me the $150 I need for a new copy


Nah, don't dance in the street. Become a stripper in a gay bar and dance naked on ladies night. You'll make far more money. ;)

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wow, quite an amazing level of commitment to Windows XP......

WinXP: "Do you love me Stu?"
Stu: "I'd dance in the street nude for you dear"
WinXP: "Oh, stu"

;)


ROFLMAO!:lol:

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Buy an IMac.





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I'd chase down KT and strangle him to death just on principle, but he's one of my staffers, so I need him alive (at least for now).
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Offline Knight Templar

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how come you're always there to say something whenever I make a fun comment of some sort? :p
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Offline Stunaep

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why am I bothered by the fact that you both have that same Dragonclaw quote in your signatures?
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Offline Knight Templar

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I had it first..
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Offline Stryke 9

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It's a couple thing.

 

Offline Nico

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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Actually, this would be a perfect opportunity to buy/download Win2k. Only thing XP does that it doesn't do is run DOS programs, which you won't need much of, and it's a much more... solid program besides. And the interface won't slowly turn you into a homosexual.

Well, I guess if you want to explore the other side of things XP is a good deal then, but...


well, for some people ( well, for their PC, obviously :p ), XP is more stable than 2K ( tell me about it, damn 2K ).
As for the gay interface, yeah, but:
right click, display properties, look, classical windows, wheeeee! byebye the gooffy colors and rounded corners. ( all that is translated, names probably aren't right, but you get where it is. if not, you suck, coz you're supposed to know that already anyway :p )

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Offline Turnsky

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well, for some people ( well, for their PC, obviously :p ), XP is more stable than 2K ( tell me about it, damn 2K ).
As for the gay interface, yeah, but:
right click, display properties, look, classical windows, wheeeee! byebye the gooffy colors and rounded corners. ( all that is translated, names probably aren't right, but you get where it is. if not, you suck, coz you're supposed to know that already anyway :p )

"goes back to tearing away the ribs of a live mouse, one by one, with a fork"


2K? Stable? Bah.. we've had win2k cd's explode in the drives on us at school at one stage (true story) ... flying shards of cd sting a little if they get you in the face..(another true story..)
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Offline vyper

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Uh, 2k is the most stable os I've ever used. XP is just the latest attempt my M$ to appeal to all those middle aged office workers who are scared of windows. :rolleyes:

Anyway, I suggest a scalpel dipped in cleaning fluid to torture the criminal in this matter Stu.
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Offline Turnsky

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Uh, 2k is the most stable os I've ever used. XP is just the latest attempt my M$ to appeal to all those middle aged office workers who are scared of windows. :rolleyes:

Anyway, I suggest a scalpel dipped in cleaning fluid to torture the criminal in this matter Stu.

Uh, XP is really just a highly tweaked version of the 2k kernel...
(just a prettied up version)
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Offline vyper

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Originally posted by Turnsky

Uh, XP is really just a highly tweaked version of the 2k kernel...
(just a prettied up version)


Ergo its not a new os, its just a cheap rehash that isn't so cheap to buy. :D
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I want to fry teno's testicles in the microwave/Windows XP serious problem.
I have tried and used all microsoft OS availible except Win2k Advanced and Database Server and the new Windows (- NT that server thing - to tell the truth I didn't give it a damn).

Most of what I tried was warez - in Hungary you can't really afford 150$ for your OS.
Don't ban me please - I'm actually one of the "idiots" who use a legal windows here.

My main problem with Windows XP was its ridicoulus activation and its allergy to any hardware modifications and it inflexibility to running a multi-boot system with several OS.
The user interface was over simplified and all the converstaion dialoges and pop-ups rather prevented me from working.

Win95 was great by its time.
That was a long time ago....

Win98 was annoying with its poor memory management and inconsistent control panel.
Moreover it was really poor at multitasking.
The reason for this was the pure fact that it wasn't a preemtive system, so any program could go on rampage.

Avoid Windows Milenium like plague it's Win98^2'nd incarnation

One thing that bugs me about all Windowses is the fact that instead a unified user interface you have to manage your explorer, the control panel and the built in security tools to fine tune your system.

Win2k so far is the most stabile and user (experienced user, not your little brother/sister type who knows to get you whenever, he wants to install a game) friendly among the windows OS I tried.

Actually there's not that much difference between Professional and Server - through a strange turn of fate I'm running a Server right now - except that you have tools to properly manage the Active Directory.

BTW that's the whole concept on what windows servers are keen on, and that's the reason I support Linux for most of the system people want to set up.
A windows server would benefit a small office, but I hadn't seen it in action like that, so I keep my wits about it.

Moreover your integrated software has some little adjsutments to help you, but I still have to stay that Win2k is a stabile, but definitly not 1'st grade server material.

Go for Linux or Unix if you want something truly set up for a webserver.

I hadn't use XP too much, the main problem as I said earlier that user interface actually covers the OS so much that it can be really hard to do things.

Thankfully it can be disabled, so listen to other people that OS may still have merits over Win2k.
I had trouble with the activation, and the stupid way it handled some thing coming from win2k - Did you know there's always a built in administrator account beside your own? I guess most of you knew - but it bugs me since any ordinary user wouldn't have a clue about it.
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2000 wasn't exactly new either, much of what it had already existed in Windows 98 and NT 4.0, 2000 just combined them into a huge mess that failed to make good on a lot of the promises MS made for it. XP just takes it and brings it closer to to MS's original vision of a unified 9x and NT. Hopefully Longhorn will go one better again but I'm not counting on it. 2000 is only really useful as drink coasters now.
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In the first place NT was based on the 30 year old vax VMS operating system... then it was sodomized by MS programmers into the trash it is. The VMS was good in its time, but MS wasn't at all innovative with NT because of its roots and they did a poor rehash of it as well.

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Incidentially, is this whole **** about XP being the only OS that supports hyperthreading true? 'Cos if it is, then I'm gonna have to get it, and that means I might as well start screaming and throwing things now.

 

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Offline Stryke 9

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Very funny.

Anything that actually supports, you know, real software?


I like Linux in the abstract, but in reality unless it can run Ray Dream as fast as a 2k box there's no way in hell I'm bothering with it.