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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #20 on: July 19, 2003, 08:25:32 pm
Oh no, it's alright. The only thing I don't quite understand is why you explaining things that you don't even need to.

Then again.... :nervous:
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Reply #21 on: July 20, 2003, 10:32:39 am
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Oh no, it's alright. The only thing I don't quite understand is why you explaining things that you don't even need to.

Then again.... :nervous:



because
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yeeessss... your point being?

^^ you neededsomething explained

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 that's interesting.

They load the same as all the other vB forums here...

^^ you didn't understand what i was saying.


So (everyone) compressing the graphics is all i could really do to speed up forum loading time, right?

:doubt:
 

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Reply #22 on: July 20, 2003, 10:47:18 am
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GZip isn't enabled on the forums is it?

Dammit. I can't believe I forgot about Gzip.

It's probably set to something stupid like 8.
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Reply #23 on: July 20, 2003, 10:53:53 am
Err, here might mean Gamespy Stealth - that's the impression I got anyway.
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Reply #24 on: July 20, 2003, 11:28:28 am
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Err, here might mean Gamespy Stealth - that's the impression I got anyway.



"here" could mean Gamespy, HLP, his house, anything.  but even if he was talking about Gamespy, i already said:

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because other forums on dynamic4 load just as slow as the [slow-loading ones],
  

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Reply #25 on: July 20, 2003, 12:11:04 pm
Anyone ever been to the Megatokyo boards? Those things make my DSL seem like a 28K Baud modem.
 

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Reply #26 on: July 20, 2003, 12:53:25 pm
It seems to be about the same as most other servers for me...
 

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Reply #27 on: July 20, 2003, 05:56:58 pm
"But you aren't getting it CP. You don't understand. I'm comparing THESE forums to OTHER vB forums. HLP's forums are a lot faster!!! It's amazing, I just... can't beleive it, and I still don't get why!! LOL :lol: ;) "



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Reply #28 on: July 20, 2003, 06:11:55 pm
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Reply #29 on: July 20, 2003, 06:38:05 pm
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It seems to be about the same as most other servers for me...


but you're running Cable or DSL, right?  you wouldn't notice the difference.  i on the other hand would, being on 56K :D  that's why i was asking


Knight Templar:  please don't even start.  you can't comprehend what we're talking about (which isn't hard to understand:  HLP is faster loading than other vB forums all over the internet, including Gamespy servers) ,so go read about it perhaps
 

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Reply #30 on: July 20, 2003, 06:42:40 pm
Okay, that was a poor retort, even for you.
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Reply #31 on: July 20, 2003, 08:15:35 pm
:sigh:
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Reply #32 on: July 20, 2003, 09:34:07 pm
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Okay, that was a poor retort, even for you.


well i was trying to say it as quickly and easy for him to understand, i'd been trying to explain to him the whole of the first page of this thread.  and he's not very good with computers and stuff, so i've got to make sure i say it simple and short.
 

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Reply #33 on: July 20, 2003, 09:52:41 pm
Alright, enough - you guys are starting to sound like my brother and I when we get started. Stop jabbing and picking on every stupid little thing. Now.
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Reply #34 on: July 20, 2003, 09:59:26 pm
see an0n, that's why i'm not trying to give a good "comeback" or "retort".  i said i was not going to argue with Knight Templar anymore.  i said i was going to be the better man, and walk away.  that's why i'm being nice, and explaining to him although he's being sarcastic and snotty :) :nod:
 

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Reply #35 on: July 20, 2003, 10:16:11 pm
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Alright, enough - you guys are starting to sound like my brother and I when we get started. Stop jabbing and picking on every stupid little thing. Now.

That's...........strange.

Very, very strange.


And am I the only one who sees the irony in the last post?
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Reply #36 on: July 20, 2003, 11:20:07 pm
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That's...........strange.

Very, very strange.


And am I the only one who sees the irony in the last post?


awww, you guessed it

the truth... the truth is that....

ME AND KNIGHT TEMPLAR ARE BROTHERS


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Reply #37 on: July 20, 2003, 11:21:07 pm
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That's...........strange.

Very, very strange.


And am I the only one who sees the irony in the last post?


Am I the only one to have heard the old axiom "It takes one to know one"? ;)
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #38 on: July 20, 2003, 11:25:04 pm
Errr. He's not a troll. I am.

Trolls are retarded on purpose. He was just dropped alot as a child.
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Reply #39 on: July 21, 2003, 12:24:38 am
Sandwhich: :p :blah:

Stealth: 1) That was Lame. 2) You still think "I don't get it?". Give it up man. Saying I don't get it, which there was hardly evidence of that I even had a question, and then explaining yourself is a really ghey way to try to make yourself feel better. Make fun of my mother's weight or something if you are going to get that low. Trying to patronize me doesn't really make me feel bad, just kinda.. ':wtf:'

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and he's not very good with computers and stuff, so i've got to make sure i say it simple and short.


:lol:


Oh, on a side note, the better guy part is coming off as whiney. try something new! :yes:
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