[an0n]

As flame-wars go, this is the equivelant of the Nazi invasion of Switzerland.

[Stryke 9]

The reason is very complex- it has to do with intercontinential fiberoptic lines, the way the bitstream moves on UNIX servers, those nasty little paste-like fish fingers, and my own overwhelmingly magnetic sex appeal.

The same thing is the cause of el Nino, incidentially. Although there the rubber bands are placed slightly differently...


That do ya, Stealth?

[an0n]

In the interests of not excluding the less technically capable of the forumites from the discussion, I have decided to publish a book on the subject. See below.




Stryke's Post For Dummies:[/u]

*STAB*

[Stryke 9]

CORRECTION: My sex appeal is technically known as "devastating".


Also: You're just jealous because you didn't know about the fishsticks bit. And the fact that all of you are sitting around pretending to have technical expertise despite the fact that you missed the bit about "We're on an ultra-fast Gamespy server, but get absolutely jack for hits compared to every other Gamespy site, most of which are being overwhelmed even though they were built for ridiculous bandwidth" makes my non-explanation sound pretty valid. Tthbt.

[Knight Templar]

I beleive me and Stealth were in the middle of something.

and devasting? You've got about as much sex appeal as Larry King afterprostate surgery....

[Stryke 9]

Have you seen that man's prostate?


Anyway, seeing as you've never met me and still you keep hitting on me, it must be pretty powerful ****. Unfortunately, the looove machine doesn't shift to that gear- sorry man, but if you've got a sister and she didn't get your ugly gene...

[an0n]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
CORRECTION: My sex appeal is technically known as "devastating".

Devestating to what? A woman's self-esteem?

[Knight Templar]

I have the pics. Lets just say, they don't do your thighs any credit at all, from what I hear of course.

[Stryke 9]

Lesbian organizations.

[an0n]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
Have you seen that man's prostate?

No, but he's felt one.

[an0n]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
Lesbian organizations.

Yeah, a flood of applications can really kill a charity organization.

[Knight Templar]

LK's? Or the petrified one?

And ouch, he didn't deserve that

[Stryke 9]

I think we have already assessed that you are merely jealous and that your comments hence have no value. Anyone who's not heinously ugly care to speak? Anyone? Anyone? Oh, that's right, you're all worshipping at my feet or performing other services that involve a similar position. Ah well, can't have everything...

[an0n]

WHat's an LK?

Anyone who's not heinously ugly care to speak?

Damn! My one weakness.

Curse you Luth....err......Stryke.

[Stryke 9]

Larry King.

Don't say "yes", he'll tell you the full anecdote. It involves kittens and a plunger.

[Knight Templar]

Rosie O'Donnel called. She says she wants her funny ba... plunger eh?

[Stryke 9]

"Funny"?


Odd euphemism for a pancreas. But whatever explodes your pelican, I suppose...

[Knight Templar]

Rice rice baby?

[Stryke 9]

No no no. I'm the one who posts ":wtf: ", you just make the inexplicable post.

[Knight Templar]

oh... see, I was offset by the post before mine. Beyween the prostates and whurring noise in the ceiling, It's an0n's fault anyways.