Here, people get their heroes where they can find them (chalk it up to too many bad movies and the subsequent melodrama starvation people with no lives get in normal life), and people seem to generally have more sympathies for the damsel in distress because they're fuckin' morons. Hell, look at those assholes who got stuck down a mine shaft last year- not a nod to the people who located them, got a heavy drill, and saved their lives, but these guys whose only accomplishment was basically to not drown get handed the keys to the city- and then they promptly start suing the holy living fuck out of each other over movie rights.