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Offline Krackers87

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on: September 08, 2003, 06:29:27 pm
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.
Among the brothers:
Sooflay ............the restauranteur
Guday...............the half-Australian brother
Huray...............the sports fanatic
Sashay..............the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
Sayhay..............the baseball player
Ojay................the stalker/murderer
Gulay...............the singer/entertainer
Ebay................the internet czar
Biliray.............the country music star
Puray...............the blender factory owner
Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay...............the one with bad hair
Among the sisters:
Lattay..............the coffee shop owner
Bufay...............the 300 pound sister
Dushay..............the clean sister
Phayray.............the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway............the grocery store owner
Ollay...............the half-mexican sister
Gudlay..............the prostitute
Finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about him.
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or has died from an awp no scope.

just like seventies goofballs
he's waiting on last calls
well listen method man
'cause if you leave on the last line
don't leave on the ground kind
born just a little too slow
 

Offline neo_hermes

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Reply #1 on: September 08, 2003, 07:36:11 pm
i see...:blah:
Hell has no fury like an0n...
killing threads is...well, what i do best.
 

Offline Solatar

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Reply #2 on: September 08, 2003, 07:39:53 pm
:wtf:
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #3 on: September 08, 2003, 08:29:39 pm
Here it comes, you all know it.... : How old are you?
Copyright ©1976, 2003, KT Enterprises. All rights reserved

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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #4 on: September 08, 2003, 08:36:42 pm
:wtf:
:blah:

i think this sums up the purpose of this particular thread:doubt:


Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m,
Lovely spam, wonderful S Spam,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
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LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
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   //Warning\\
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do not torment the sleep deprived artist, he may be vicious when cornered,
in case of emergency, administer caffeine to the artist,
he will become docile after that,
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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #5 on: September 08, 2003, 08:42:36 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Turnsky
:wtf:
:blah:

i think this sums up the purpose of this particular thread:doubt:


Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m,
Lovely spam, wonderful S Spam,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPA-A-A-A-AM...
SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-A-A-AM!
Gotta' love Monty Python.....
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Turnsky

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Reply #6 on: September 08, 2003, 08:44:28 pm
you're the first one who's actually caught on to that:D :p
   //Warning\\
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do not torment the sleep deprived artist, he may be vicious when cornered,
in case of emergency, administer caffeine to the artist,
he will become docile after that,
and less likely to stab you in the eye with a mechanical pencil
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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #7 on: September 08, 2003, 09:01:43 pm
People not catching onto Monty Python? I mean, come on, there are Brits here. I'd think they'd beat me, an American, to recognizing Monty Python :p
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Krackers87

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Reply #8 on: September 08, 2003, 09:43:12 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
Here it comes, you all know it.... : How old are you?


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Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or has died from an awp no scope.

just like seventies goofballs
he's waiting on last calls
well listen method man
'cause if you leave on the last line
don't leave on the ground kind
born just a little too slow
 

Offline Krackers87

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Reply #9 on: September 08, 2003, 10:26:31 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Turnsky
:wtf:
:blah:

i think this sums up the purpose of this particular thread:doubt:


Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m,
Lovely spam, wonderful S Spam,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPA-A-A-A-AM...
SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-A-A-AM!


ok fine you tell me whats the difference between spam and a joke thats funny. Because i must have some kind of hard time understanding this.

Theres the post of the children messing up on history sheets

That is a joke sort of topic that is funny.

This is a joke sort of topic that is funy.

only difference i see is the type of humor and the fact that this is made up and the other is real.

Yet some how this is spam.
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or has died from an awp no scope.

just like seventies goofballs
he's waiting on last calls
well listen method man
'cause if you leave on the last line
don't leave on the ground kind
born just a little too slow
 

Offline neo_hermes

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Reply #10 on: September 08, 2003, 10:39:49 pm
:blah: :lol: :blah:
Hell has no fury like an0n...
killing threads is...well, what i do best.
 

Offline Styxx

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Reply #11 on: September 08, 2003, 11:13:47 pm
I laughed. ;)
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #12 on: September 08, 2003, 11:29:38 pm
You admin fellows are proof that the definition of 'spam' is flexible to say the least. Seems that stuff gets locked or left open by random chance :nod:
 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Reply #13 on: September 08, 2003, 11:29:57 pm
It's semi-funny.:blah:
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #14 on: September 08, 2003, 11:35:31 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Krackers87


ok fine you tell me whats the difference between spam and a joke thats funny. Because i must have some kind of hard time understanding this.

Theres the post of the children messing up on history sheets

That is a joke sort of topic that is funny.

This is a joke sort of topic that is funy.

only difference i see is the type of humor and the fact that this is made up and the other is real.

Yet some how this is spam.


well... i personally failed to see ANY humor in the purpose of this thread, particularly in the first post... :doubt:
   //Warning\\
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do not torment the sleep deprived artist, he may be vicious when cornered,
in case of emergency, administer caffeine to the artist,
he will become docile after that,
and less likely to stab you in the eye with a mechanical pencil
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 

Offline Agent

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Reply #15 on: September 09, 2003, 11:01:23 am
Incomming jump signature, Admin configuration.
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #16 on: September 09, 2003, 12:42:24 pm
Krackers, this is funny: Badgers
 

Offline Zeronet

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Reply #17 on: September 09, 2003, 12:48:08 pm
Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Krackers, this is funny: Badgers


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Got Ether?
  

Offline 01010

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Reply #18 on: September 09, 2003, 12:55:47 pm
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom MUSHROOM.

Panic a snake, a snake, a snake, ohhh it's a snake.

How ****ing ace.

This is like drugs but without having to do anything. I love drugs.
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #19 on: September 09, 2003, 01:18:23 pm
Then come join me in the home of the Feathering-Walthamstones, where we've just dropped an enormous ammount of acid
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