[Woolie Wool]

...then what would YOU do as president? This is really a place to put up some of your political views.

I'd:

[size=0]-fake a terrorist attack, declare a state of emergency, and make myself dictator for life. What 2008 election?[/size]
-dismantle the welfare state except for disabled people. Get a job, losers.
-Mine the border with Mexico. Illegals that don't go boom will be deported.
-ask Congress to repeal the Brady Bill.
-kill the V-22 Osprey helicopter-plane. It's sucking our tax money down the ****hole.
-give the Navy's enlisted men a uniform they won't be embarassed to wear.
-Stay in Iraq until the situation is stable or until 20 years have passed since initial occupation (whichever comes first). If they can't stabilize in 20 years, there's no hope for them.
-Start a mass recruitment program
-slash the Social Security budget and raise the minimum age to 85. The old people aren't dying fast enough for Social Security to work well.
-Invade Cuba
-Catch Osama (if possible) and broadcast his torture and execution on national television:drevil:
-Do the same to Saddam Hussein
-set up a missile defense shield
-Institute a 72% income tax for people making over $2 million a year (sorry Donald Trump) and an 80% tax for people making over $10 million a year. Other tax brackets will be unaffected or their income taxes reduced
-Slash gasoline taxes
-Use the minefield as justification to reduce the anti-drug budget
-Reduce or cut off foreign aid to certain African countries. You can't throw money at a country where the government starves its own people (Somalia, anyone?) and hope to curb famine there

EDIT: Wrong forum! What the hell is wrong with me today?

Moved. // Sandwich

[Bri_Dog]

I would start invading countries left and right and then fly over them in a helocopter with a loudspeaker proclaiming with a ****ty Russian accent that America is God and that nonbelievers will be sacrificed to the bud god.

All that after I make all drugs legal and make herion use mandatory for all minors enrolled in public school.

[Woolie Wool]

Hehe, I wouldn't go that far.

[Taristin]

I'd... no wait. No I wouldn't...

[Woolie Wool]

Originally posted by Raa Tor'h
I'd... no wait. No I wouldn't...

You wouldn't what?

[mikhael]

Originally posted by Woolie Wool
...then what would YOU do as president? This is really a place to put up some of your political views.

I'd:

[size=0]
-give the Navy's enlisted men a uniform they won't be embarassed to wear.

Back the fsck off my uniforms you ignorant civilian gimp.

[Fineus]

Lets try and be nice if our political views don't exactly match - and remember, this thread is about what we'd do, not what Bush should be doing or whatever.

Thanks

[Knight Templar]

1) All attractive Virgins would have to go through my personal inspection before being released into the wild.

2) I'd execute Woolie Wool. With a dildo.

[Taristin]

Originally posted by Woolie Wool


You wouldn't what?

Well... Actually, no... That's not it...

[Galemp]

Originally posted by Knight Templar
2) I'd execute Woolie Wool. With a dildo.

Ever seen Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels?

Wait, who am I talking to? Of cours you have.

[Grey Wolf]

I'd.... hmm.... I don't know: Try to make it so there's more than 2 parties? And make a precedent that the president will actually talk to at least the House and Senate, and preferably the nation as a whole, as opposed to sending a mouthpiece?

[Stealth]

Originally posted by Knight Templar
1) All attractive Virgins would have to go through my personal inspection before being released into the wild.

2) I'd execute Woolie Wool. With a dildo.

1)  yeah you'd like that wouldn't you... being a virgin yourself

2)  heeey, have you heard of the japanese penis festival?!


and finally (in reply to thread title)

*... clap your hands (clap clap)*

[silverwolf]

hmm now you have your plans you just need to get rif of congress now start making those plans

[Knight Templar]

Well sure Stealth, if your parents don't count for anything sexually, your mommy being my first and all..
uninspired, I know. Viva la Marx.

[Stealth]

so you admit that other than with my mother, you're still a virgin

EDIT:  OK OK i see where this is going

I give...if you ever become president you can make all 18 yr old virgins pass through your inspection before going out into the world

[Corsair114]

1. Turn the world to glass and steam.

[WMCoolmon]

Look through all the top secret files I could get my hands on.

[Knight Templar]

Originally posted by Stealth
so you admit that other than with my mother, you're still a virgin

EDIT:  OK OK i see where this is going

I give...if you ever become president you can make all 18 yr old virgins pass through your inspection before going out into the world

Well yeah, I'm only 12. It's the best I could get.

[Ace]

Originally posted by Woolie Wool
...then what would YOU do as president? This is really a place to put up some of your political views.

Politics, bah. But this is a good what-if thread. Following the format of the original poster (though I'd never want to become a 'president' of a country, too much paper work)

-Codified national health care standards for HMOs and a base national health care plan
-Income taxes increase proportionally higher for the top 10% incomes in the US, and are similarly decreased for the bottom 10%. This is at a rate to increase with inflation.
-Increase to the public education budget from preschool to college level.
-Campaign reform to disallow monetary donations. All candidates would be allocated awareness campaign funding from the government at a fixed rate to increase with inflation.
-Driving under the influence of alcohol becomes a felony
-Drinking age is lowered to the age of majority
-Dismiss the trade embargo on Cuba
-Full open border with Canada
-Dismiss the US selective service act
-Disband the Department of Homeland Security
-Cooperate with United Nations for an international antiterrorist group
-International programs in the middle east for middle and upper middle class families
-Withdraw US military support with Israel, except for garrisons comparable with those in a NATO nation
-Increased space program budget for an international Mars mission
-Reform international treaties regarding the use of nuclear devices in space for the purpose of the Mars mission
-Turn low earth orbit operations solely to the private sector while NASA focuses on experimental areospace craft, deep space probes, and deep space manned missions


Okay, the overall point of this seeming mess:
*Strengthen the middle class to be able to be more active in the government.
*Citizens of the US should have all rights entitled therein at the age of majority, period
*As proven by every conflict since Vietnam, the US has a standing army of volunteers who are capable of fighting modern wars. The selective service act is an anachronism
*Terrorism is a threat to civilization and it is from educated men and women, the current approach taken will only breed more, wasteful, violence
*An active space program is necessary for the survival of humanity, everything else is secondary to establishing the long-term capacity to sustain humanity off of its homeworld
*By removing the embrago on Cuba they like China will become capitalist far more quickly. Plus it'll allow for cheap vacations for US citizens like Canadians can already get

[Petrarch of the VBB]

I'd get terribly confused as to how I achieved the status of US president in the first place, then I'd sit in the corner, and hum things.