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Is this joke a good one?(Timeout: 30 days)

:lol:
1 (3.6%)
:no:
27 (96.4%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: October 19, 2003, 01:57:04 pm

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Offline TopAce

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Do you find this funny?
on: September 19, 2003, 01:55:56 pm
I have heard this 'joke' at school, but somehow I don't find this really funny. I am curious if the joke is really bad, or I don't have any sense of homour:

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Saddam: We don't have weapons for mass destruction, Mr. Bush!
*BOOM!* *Atomic explosion at Bagdad*
Saddam: But we'll have some.
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Offline Solatar

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Reply #1 on: September 19, 2003, 02:02:36 pm
Slightly comical, but I don't find it THAT funny...
 

Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #2 on: September 19, 2003, 02:03:32 pm
ummm...not really funny. :doubt:
 

Offline kode

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Reply #3 on: September 19, 2003, 02:15:51 pm
I don't get it. and your schoolmates aren't that clever by the looks of it.
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Offline TopAce

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Reply #4 on: September 19, 2003, 02:24:10 pm
at least I know that I am not alone. ;)
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Offline Top Gun

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Reply #5 on: September 19, 2003, 03:07:16 pm
Crap can be the only word used to describe this.

P.S.

CP: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
 

Offline TheCelestialOne

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Reply #6 on: September 19, 2003, 03:11:15 pm
Normally I would laugh at jokes about Saddam, Bush & Co. but this hardly qualifies as a joke :blah:
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Offline TopAce

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Reply #7 on: September 19, 2003, 03:14:51 pm
maybe I have translated the original hungarian text wrong.
Read the first post again. I have edited it.
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Offline TheCelestialOne

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Reply #8 on: September 19, 2003, 03:23:57 pm
I understood the clue but its just... :blah: Its one of those "ackward silence" jokes cause nobody laughs.
"I also like to stomp my enemies, incite rebellions, start the occasional war, and spend lazy hours preening my battle aura."

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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #9 on: September 19, 2003, 03:50:03 pm
:wtf:
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Offline TopAce

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Reply #10 on: September 19, 2003, 03:50:04 pm
I know
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Offline kode

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Reply #11 on: September 19, 2003, 03:55:10 pm
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Originally posted by Top Gun
CP: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?


he was (in vain) trying to get to the other side?
Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Offline Zeronet

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Reply #12 on: September 19, 2003, 04:22:59 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:  :lol:



My Yes Vote was Sarcasm, i dont find it funny
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Offline TopAce

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Reply #13 on: September 19, 2003, 04:25:01 pm
0net: Do you find this funny?
Stupid question, like the joke itself.
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Offline Martinus

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Reply #14 on: September 19, 2003, 05:38:35 pm
[color=66ff00]What do you call an Irish dentist?

Phil Macracken

:D
[/color]
 

Offline Taristin

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Reply #15 on: September 19, 2003, 07:52:37 pm
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]What do you call an Irish dentist?

Phil Macracken

:D
[/color]


There are so many jokes to that...  Plumber... Mason... Gay rights activist... I've heard them all... :blah:
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #16 on: September 19, 2003, 08:00:31 pm
Maeg, My apologies;)

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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."

Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"

"Well, no Brenda... no."

"No?"

"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #17 on: September 20, 2003, 06:09:01 am
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Originally posted by Raa Tor'h
Gay rights activist...

Nah, he'd be Phil McCavity

And you're forgetting Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald, the two gay irishmen :nod:
 

Offline Zeronet

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Reply #18 on: September 20, 2003, 01:29:50 pm
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Originally posted by TopAce
0net: Do you find this funny?
Stupid question, like the joke itself.


Did you bother to highlight my post?
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Offline kode

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Reply #19 on: September 20, 2003, 01:35:00 pm
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Originally posted by Zeronet


Did you bother to highlight my post?


noone bothers to do that, cuz it's lame.
Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
- Ambrose Bierce
<Redfang> You're almost like Stryke 9 or an0n
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
- Aldous Huxley
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
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