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Offline Stealth

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How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed

6 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

3 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

6 to flame the spell checkers

8 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 8 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

7 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

3 to report the participants to the admins, complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

3 admins to come and threaten to ban anyone else flaming

6 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

4 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

9 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

12 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

9 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

5 to post pictures of lightbulbs and lightbulbs being changed

12 to point out that all they see is a "red x"

7 to flame the picture posters for not knowing how to post a picture correctly

3 admins to come in and threaten bannings a second time.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

3 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

5 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

6 to ask what is a "FAQ"

5 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

19 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
« Last Edit: September 20, 2003, 09:42:46 am by 594 »

 

Offline TheVirtu

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How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
ROFLMAO  :lol: :lol:
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Offline Turnsky

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How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
:lol: :lol:

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Offline TopAce

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How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
you have missed some options:
1 to post the picture of the changed lightbulb into the post.
6 to warn the poster to 'Red X Alert'
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Offline TopAce

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3 admins to come and threaten to ban anyone else flaming


This sentence might mean the end of this thread right at the beginning ... :doubt:
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Offline Stealth

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How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
that's covered by the "broken URL" sentence ;)

but i'll add it anyway

  

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
:lol:
Seen it before though, on PCG.

 

Offline Stealth

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How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
yeah, i just edited it to make it more "HLP appropriate" :D

 

Offline Nuclear1

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How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
ROFL :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: You have waaaaay too much time on your hands there Stealth. :D
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Offline Nico

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oooooooook
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Offline kode

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How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Originally posted by Stealth
yeah, i just edited it to make it more "HLP appropriate" :D


cross-posting from other forums should be banned! ;)

quite the funnay. but there should be some more, like:

1 admin to close the thread

4 other admins to reply to it even though it's closed.

3 members each starting a new thread on changing light bulbs.
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Offline Grey Wolf

How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A bit bored, eh, Stealth?
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Offline diamondgeezer

How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
You forgot the serial double posters, Stealth. Those guys, and the people that quote huge posts or a dozen pictures with a single-line reply of their own which actually only refers to a tiny little bit of the quote or people that quote a post despite the fact that their own post is right underneath it... they get right up my nose.

Oh and while I'm on the subject, people who habitually use the following smilies: :rolleyes: :mad2: and :doubt: need slapping with a stick of wet celery. Yes.

 

Offline Stealth

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How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
You forgot the serial double posters, Stealth. Those guys, and the people that quote huge posts or a dozen pictures with a single-line reply of their own which actually only refers to a tiny little bit of the quote or people that quote a post despite the fact that their own post is right underneath it... they get right up my nose.



no i didn't... look:

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33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"


and kode:  i didn't just copy it, i changed at least half of it, removing and adding where i saw fit :D

 

Offline kode

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How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Originally posted by Stealth


and kode:  i didn't just copy it, i changed at least half of it, removing and adding where i saw fit :D


it was a reference to your
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4 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
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Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
- Ambrose Bierce
<Redfang> You're almost like Stryke 9 or an0n
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
- Aldous Huxley
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

 

Offline Knight Templar

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How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lite-bulb.


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Offline diamondgeezer

How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Originally posted by Stealth
no i didn't... look:

Er... I said you forgot to mention the serial double posters. Which you did. The other offenders are pesonal pet hates, I didn't say that you forgot them...

 

Offline IceFire

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How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Pure classic HLP...well done!
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Offline Stealth

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How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
yeah, it is classic, isn't it ;) LOL


DG:  i don't think that would fit in to the whole event pattern :D
if you give me what to write, i'll add it to the list ;)

 

Offline diamondgeezer

How many HLPers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Probly best to forget it mate