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Offline Galemp

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Reply #60 on: September 22, 2003, 03:35:23 am
Hey Turnsky, that was your 3,000th post! Yay!

*takes out Energy Claw and drains Sandwich's life force*
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #61 on: September 22, 2003, 04:17:37 am
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
Hey Turnsky, that was your 3,000th post! Yay!

*takes out Energy Claw and drains Sandwich's life force*


hey.. waddya know ;)
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Reply #62 on: September 22, 2003, 05:35:37 am
:lol: oh god this really boosted up my day
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Fineus

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Reply #63 on: September 22, 2003, 07:04:15 am
Dammit! All this made someone happy.

Happyness is banned from now untill next Christmas!!
 

Offline J.F.K.

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Reply #64 on: September 22, 2003, 09:50:22 am
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Originally posted by Gortef
:lol: oh god this really boosted up my day


Ditto :lol: Lol, why doesn't anyone do this sort of thing at other forums? :D
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Reply #65 on: September 22, 2003, 11:59:38 am
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
Hey Turnsky, that was your 3,000th post! Yay!

*takes out Energy Claw and drains Sandwich's life force*


*grabs a blaster rifle*

*blows GE's head off*

*fires an RPG at GE's remains*:drevil:
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16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline Carl

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Reply #66 on: September 22, 2003, 01:45:03 pm
your forgot:

3 to post the welcome beam for the new member, each one using a different image

1 to ask when the 3rd light bulb is coming out

1 to give him a friendly "you're about to get flamed" warning

6 to flame him about asking about the 3rd light bulb

3 to explain to him calmly about how the light bulb company no longer has the rights to the light bulb
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Reply #67 on: September 22, 2003, 01:47:15 pm
[We finally have a reason to fight a war! --PyroDescenter]

[Reason?  I don't need a reason.  I just need an EXCUSE! --MercDescenter]

[And someone to pay you. --FusionDescenter]

[I'm self-employed. --MercDescenter]

[Just gotta pray that FSDescenter doesn't decide to use his warship... --PyroDescenter]

[Did you really have to say that??? --CynicalDescenter]

[Activate the BRB! --FSDescenter]

[The what? --ITDescenter]

[*mutter* *mutter* Push the big red button! --FSDescenter]

[Oh.  Right.  *activates BRB* --ITDescenter]

*2000-metre-wide beam of plasma blasts forth from the muzzle of GTVD Revenant and completely misses Earth*

[Damn.  Gimme a sec.  OK, fixed. --FSDescenter]

[*activates BRB again* --ITDescenter]

*Beam of plasma hits SpamDescenter's spam-proof cage, smashing it open...*

[Did any of you really think a Beam Cannon would work against anyone on this forum? --FSDescenter]

[But SpamDescenter?  He nearly caused the complete destruction of a message board last time he was released! --MechDescenter]

[Besides, it's cruel to inflict him upon the other members of this message board. --CynicalDescenter]

[ :wtf:  --*Descenter]

[Damn.  He said it before I could. --SarcasticDescenter]

[ *activates AutoSpam, MegaSpam, HyperSpam, L337Spam, M$Spam, UberSpam, Apocalyptic-SPAM, and BBSpam implants*  --SpamDescenter]

[TAKE COVER! --CynicalDescenter]

[*logs off* --*Descenter]


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Reply #68 on: September 22, 2003, 02:28:00 pm
...and thread close in 5...4...3...2...
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Offline TopAce

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Reply #69 on: September 22, 2003, 03:04:16 pm
does not look so ....
THIS THREAD WON'T DIE!
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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #70 on: September 22, 2003, 05:00:06 pm
*bans descenterace for spamming*
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Goober5000

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Reply #71 on: September 22, 2003, 08:43:13 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol:

This thread is HILARIOUS!
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #72 on: September 22, 2003, 09:06:48 pm
It's not that good.. :p
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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #73 on: September 23, 2003, 12:52:21 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
It's not that good.. :p


*smites, then bans, KT*

Be appreciative, dangit!!!
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #74 on: September 23, 2003, 02:04:47 am
Well I would have let it go, but he went to all the trouble to get a rofl smiley... :p

Which is wierd.. it seems the smiley is hosted on the forum.
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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #75 on: September 23, 2003, 09:45:26 am
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Which is wierd.. it seems the smiley is hosted on the forum.


It is - we didn't delete the oversized smilies, Just removed the vB code for them. :D
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Setekh

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Reply #76 on: September 23, 2003, 10:31:10 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Well I would have let it go, but he went to all the trouble to get a rofl smiley... :p

Which is wierd.. it seems the smiley is hosted on the forum.


That is, in fact, the Wakka smiley. I should know, I added him. :D

Heh, this thread makes me laugh. :D
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Offline Woolie Wool

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Reply #77 on: September 23, 2003, 11:09:31 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich


It is - we didn't delete the oversized smilies, Just removed the vB code for them. :D


Why did you remove their codes?

16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline Fineus

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Reply #78 on: September 23, 2003, 11:53:46 am
To stop the average man from spamming them, plus they messed up the table that shows up on the right when you reply to a thread (different sized smilies).

Want to get banned for talking about it? ;7
 

Offline Stealth

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Reply #79 on: September 23, 2003, 04:27:29 pm
try it :D
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