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Offline Sandwich

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on: October 02, 2003, 07:49:43 am
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #1 on: October 02, 2003, 07:51:48 am
I once found a guy selling burnt out CPUs for about 50 cents each...
 

Offline Turnsky

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Reply #2 on: October 02, 2003, 07:52:15 am
   //Warning\\
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do not torment the sleep deprived artist, he may be vicious when cornered,
in case of emergency, administer caffeine to the artist,
he will become docile after that,
and less likely to stab you in the eye with a mechanical pencil
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Reply #3 on: October 02, 2003, 07:54:10 am
Perhaps I should mention that auctions that people have actually bid on get more brownie points. :p
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #4 on: October 02, 2003, 07:54:24 am
The fellow in Turnsky's link has been selling home pregnancy kits over Ebay... how rare...
 

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Reply #5 on: October 02, 2003, 08:34:02 am
I wonder if I can get that nifty background in the deal too.

burnt out CPU's makes excellent keyrings.
Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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<Redfang> You're almost like Stryke 9 or an0n
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Offline Dark_4ce

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Reply #6 on: October 02, 2003, 11:43:47 am
I remember once a guy auctioning an "Ass Kicking". The winning bidder would of course have to pay for his flight and taxi ride over, and then recieve the appropriate ass kicking. I thought it wa rather funny. :D

Maybe I should auction a "Feeling of Dissapointment". They bid for it, and when they win, they get nothing, so thereforce a feeling of dissapointment!... Ok. I'll just stay quiet and paint my Necrons...
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Offline Nico

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Reply #7 on: October 02, 2003, 11:54:30 am
damn Necrons.
SCREW CANON!
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #8 on: October 02, 2003, 12:13:43 pm
They just won't die
 

Offline Taristin

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Reply #9 on: October 02, 2003, 12:13:48 pm
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Originally posted by Turnsky
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3049870136&category=14954


Lol! Check out this guy's feedback!


http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=jotazero



Oh, And on a side note, I would have sworn this kind of topic would be posted by Woolie Wool... Not sandwich... *shrugs*
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Reply #10 on: October 02, 2003, 12:21:42 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
They just won't die


and they're a pain for Tau :/
SCREW CANON!
 

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Reply #11 on: October 02, 2003, 01:59:54 pm
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Originally posted by Sandwich
This one is definitely top of my list:
(XP Folder link)


somebody bid on it? :confused:
 

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Reply #12 on: October 02, 2003, 02:00:55 pm
yup
Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
- Ambrose Bierce
<Redfang> You're almost like Stryke 9 or an0n
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
- Aldous Huxley
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
 

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Reply #13 on: October 02, 2003, 02:07:42 pm
its at 20$!!!

im gonna sell me some folders :lol:
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or has died from an awp no scope.

just like seventies goofballs
he's waiting on last calls
well listen method man
'cause if you leave on the last line
don't leave on the ground kind
born just a little too slow
 

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Reply #14 on: October 02, 2003, 09:02:00 pm
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

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Reply #15 on: October 02, 2003, 11:49:31 pm
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or has died from an awp no scope.

just like seventies goofballs
he's waiting on last calls
well listen method man
'cause if you leave on the last line
don't leave on the ground kind
born just a little too slow
 

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Reply #16 on: October 03, 2003, 07:02:59 am
Figures some schmuck from Long Island had to bid on it...:rolleyes:

Too bad I can't track his '@suffolk.lib.ny.us' email account.. Go knock on his door someday... :p
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Reply #17 on: October 04, 2003, 11:14:29 am
Didn't some guy try to sell his soul on Ebay?
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Reply #18 on: October 04, 2003, 01:13:41 pm
Yeah
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #19 on: October 04, 2003, 01:34:35 pm
'David Blaine for Sale

Comes in original display packaging'
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