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Offline Sandwich

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on: October 07, 2003, 01:20:30 pm
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
  

Offline kasperl

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Reply #1 on: October 07, 2003, 01:24:15 pm
edit:

i am checking the site out now, and i haven;t found a lie yet, funny thing.
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #2 on: October 07, 2003, 01:24:49 pm
Shhhhh.... :D
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline mikhael

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Reply #3 on: October 07, 2003, 01:24:55 pm
Sandwich, you gotta stop trotting out the old bad jokes.
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Offline Flaser

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Reply #4 on: October 07, 2003, 01:27:58 pm
H2O...................Owwwwwwww........

That's an old one.
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #5 on: October 07, 2003, 01:30:31 pm
really, i can't find a single lied word there, everything they say is true!
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline phreak

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Reply #6 on: October 07, 2003, 01:33:59 pm
and people are actually stupid enough to sign it.  just say its used in nuke reactors and everyone goes ape**** :rolleyes:
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #7 on: October 07, 2003, 01:34:56 pm
really, it's true, prove that the facts are wrong!
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Martinus

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Reply #8 on: October 07, 2003, 01:48:31 pm
[color=66ff00]Heheh, I'm tired and I had to look a few times before I figured that one out. :D

You really are master of the absurd Sandwich. ;) :nod:
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Offline karajorma

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Reply #9 on: October 07, 2003, 02:07:18 pm
I'd seen this years ago but this is the first time I've seen the website :D

I guarentee you I could get 100 Signatures to ban this stuff wthout having to try :D
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Offline HotSnoJ

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Reply #10 on: October 07, 2003, 02:32:31 pm
I almost fell off my chair. :lol:
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Offline Carl

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Reply #11 on: October 07, 2003, 02:43:32 pm
sinse the last i saw that website i've thought up a few more reasons.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #12 on: October 07, 2003, 08:43:49 pm
I dunno who's worse. Sandwich or them.
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #13 on: October 07, 2003, 08:52:25 pm
I've drank it almost every day of my life...still seen none of the effects on the web site. :p
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Offline Goober5000

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Reply #14 on: October 08, 2003, 02:27:50 am
LOL. :)

I heard a kid did this as a science fair project and won some kind of prize.  Don't know if it's an urban legend or not.
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Offline Setekh

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Reply #15 on: October 08, 2003, 03:43:14 am
Heh, saw this one last year. Pretty good. :D
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Offline Kosh

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Reply #16 on: October 08, 2003, 07:44:10 pm
Clever, very clever......
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Reply #17 on: October 09, 2003, 12:54:34 am
Brilliant.  Reminds me of the email that was going round a while ago: 'Bread Kills'...
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