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Offline Shrike

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on: October 08, 2003, 07:49:39 pm
http://objective.jesussave.us/

The Creation Education section is particularly good.  I almost pissed myself laughing at some of them.
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Reply #1 on: October 08, 2003, 07:56:22 pm
*sniggers and hopes his laughing won't offend anyone*

EDIT: And they're telling people to handout Bibles for halloween...that used to piss me off immensely.:D
 

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Reply #2 on: October 08, 2003, 08:41:11 pm
Jesus saves people!




...then redeems them for valuable gifts and prizes.
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Reply #3 on: October 08, 2003, 09:03:54 pm
That said, that site is scary, not funny. There's something disturbing about someone who makes a point of getting angry over something like triclavianism. I really believe, in the page where in the web author decries triclavianism, he makes up several new words. I could be wrong but 'historicity' is not exactly a realistic linguistic construction. :(
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Offline Setekh

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Reply #4 on: October 09, 2003, 05:26:05 am
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Originally posted by mikhael
I could be wrong but 'historicity' is not exactly a realistic linguistic construction. :(


Mik, historicity means 'historical authenticity'. :)
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Reply #5 on: October 09, 2003, 06:53:33 am
404...:(
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Reply #6 on: October 09, 2003, 10:22:03 am
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Originally posted by Setekh

Mik, historicity means 'historical authenticity'. :)


Well, did I not say that I could be wrong? I think I did, yes.

It's still a deeply scary web site[1].


[1] I fell I should point out that I am NOT laying critique on the religion the website espouses, but in the fanatical way in which it espouses it. The content of the site could espouse anything at all. The fantatacism would scare me no matter what the subject was.[/size]
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Reply #7 on: October 09, 2003, 11:13:45 am
The funniest part of it is that he really means it!.

The bespectacled fundamentalist gets on my nerves, this I will admit, Christianity is supposed to preach tolerance understanding and humilty, not accusation, judgement and arrogance :( I'm not a devout anything, but it still scares me a little when I see things like this. To be utterly blunt about it, it is fundamentalism of exactly the same type, in the Persona of Bin Laden, which has led to so much suffering and loss already. Why do these people never get the plot??

Sorry, I won't write more, I have nothing against those with Faith, but I always find the louder you shout your God's name, the more you are trying to drown out the little questions in your head.

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Reply #8 on: October 09, 2003, 11:25:24 am
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Originally posted by mikhael

The fantatacism would scare me no matter what the subject was


Fanatacism is not scary when it's not attached to fundamentalism.

After all, we're all Fanatics about FS and FS2.  Why else would we still obsess over a five year old game.
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The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

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Offline Odyssey

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Reply #9 on: October 09, 2003, 11:55:11 am
http://objective.jesussave.us/moon.html - this just about explains it:

"However, in 1969, Apollo astronauts placed seismic devices on the moon's surface to measure the reverberations directly. These devices recorded the impacts of meteorites as expected, but they also picked up a strange, persistent, low-frequency waveform. When the waveform was run through audio processing computers which sped it up and applied various filters to it, it was discovered to be an echoing voice. The voice was speaking in ancient Aramaic!"

~cough~ Yeah, a many-many-millenia old iron core is still shouting at us. Listen to the moon, people. Y'know, with enough filters anything could be made into a language that very few people will recognise.
 

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Reply #10 on: October 09, 2003, 11:58:10 am
I get some weird Ad site..
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Reply #11 on: October 09, 2003, 12:13:01 pm
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Originally posted by Raa Tor'h
Jesus saves people!




...then redeems them for valuable gifts and prizes.


;7:lol:
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Reply #12 on: October 09, 2003, 08:49:56 pm
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Originally posted by Liberator


Fanatacism is not scary when it's not attached to fundamentalism.

After all, we're all Fanatics about FS and FS2.  Why else would we still obsess over a five year old game.


Fantacism is almost always scary: it leaves no room for compromise. I don't know about you, but I don't come here because I'm particularly fond of Freespace. I came here for Iwar2 and stayed for Steak and Venom and Narol and Darkage and the other groovy people. I haven't playe Freespace in so long that I dont' know where my CDs are.
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Reply #13 on: October 09, 2003, 09:24:38 pm
AHH!! Infidel, burn him at the pike!!!


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Reply #14 on: October 10, 2003, 07:49:39 am
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Originally posted by Killfrenzy
404...:(


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Originally posted by Zeronet
I get some weird Ad site..



*GASP*

Can it be??!? Posting a site on HLP seems to be the equivalent of Slashgdotting it!!?!! WOW!!!

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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Kosh

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Reply #15 on: October 10, 2003, 10:35:23 pm
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J.C. Penny - The J.C. makes us think of Jesus Christ, thus associating our Lord with the lowest monetary value, the penny (even Judas valued Him at 30 pieces of silver!).

Sears - What the flesh of the damned does in Hell. It also sounds like "seers", Pagan mystics who engaged in occult premonitions.

Cinnabon - Sounds like "Sin Upon".


Flipside, I think you can add paranoia to the list. Next thing you know, they'll say that we should boycott Dues Ex just because the main character's name just so happens to start with a "J.C."
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Reply #16 on: October 10, 2003, 10:49:57 pm
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Originally posted by Kosh


Flipside, I think you can add paranoia to the list. Next thing you know, they'll say that we should boycott Dues Ex just because the main character's name just so happens to start with a "J.C."


Even worse, because Deus means 'god' and Ex sounds like "Excommunicate!"

Deus Ex is making everyone evil athiests!!!!!

I need to be careful, or this might get added to that site :)
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Offline Setekh

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Reply #17 on: October 11, 2003, 01:46:12 am
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Originally posted by mikhael
Fantacism is almost always scary: it leaves no room for compromise. I don't know about you, but I don't come here because I'm particularly fond of Freespace. I came here for Iwar2 and stayed for Steak and Venom and Narol and Darkage and the other groovy people. I haven't playe Freespace in so long that I dont' know where my CDs are.


Ditto - well, kinda. I returned not just because it's my job, but because I love the people here - FS itself is secondary. That said, the people are virtually all initially brought by this secondary interest, so it can't be that bad. The rise of the SCP has brought about our biggest surge in new members for quite some time.
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Reply #18 on: October 11, 2003, 05:10:29 am
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The rise of the SCP has brought about our biggest surge in new members for quite some time.


Actually, that was because we banned an0n. :p
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #19 on: October 11, 2003, 05:39:36 am
Grrrrr.......Woof! Woof!

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