[Taristin]

And yes it is a spider...

[Carl]

[redsniper]

[Setekh]

Originally posted by Kalfireth
Likely to go after a human?

Yep. Wear military-issue boots if within 100m radius. And they jump, too.

Bird spiders =

[Culando]

Spiders that eat BIRDS?! o_o I'm officially scared. Screw the cinderblock. Get me an AK-47.

[Fineus]

Yeep, and to think I wanted to go to Australia for a break some time! Scary stuff indeed!

[Setekh]

Hehe, don't worry, they're really not that bad. Well, actually, they are, but in most places they are very uncommon. In 18 years of living here, I've only ever seen 4 full-grown Funnel Webs. I ran away before waiting for more to pop up.

[Fineus]

Can't imagine why! That said, Scorpions have thier place in th world and generally look far more fearsome.

Also, as far as snakes are concerned I nearly trod on an adder when I was younger (the only poisonous snake in England AFAIK) and when I say trod - I mean I noticed it when my foot was around 6 inches from its head which was poised and ready to attack.

I ran

[Singh]

Originally posted by Culando
Spiders that eat BIRDS?! o_o I'm officially scared. Screw the cinderblock. Get me an AK-47.

I still say a BFGreen is better

While we're at it...I wish i had a phaser too

..........or really powerfull bug spray

[Odyssey]

Originally posted by Singh
..........or really powerfull bug spray

Stand back, you evil spider! Or I'll... It's not working... ARGHHHH, MY HAND!

[Flaser]

Just leave 'em alone. No-one gets hurt, everyone's fine.

That's the finest solution to your vermin problems for these natural predators *you have no idea what it feels like to be biten by a dozen bedbugs-, for they are doing a great service to us.

[Gloriano]

[Odyssey]

It looks like one of those big fat cuddly tarantulas that got stepped on...

[silverwolf]

why waste your money with a bfgreen just get a standered bolt action rifle and shoot it of your walls and celings might bug the people above you though lol

[Odyssey]

I think covering the place in flypaper would be cheaper. Basic premise - flies get stuck on flypaper. Spider goes after flies. Spider gets stuck on flypaper. Either that or the spider just gets stuck anyway when it tries to run up a wall.

[Sheepy]

yeah then after awhile you have a nice large collection of spiders and flies and god knows what else covering your walls.
And have to end up burning it cause youwont go near it .... that gives me an idea

[Singh]

Originally posted by Odyssey

Stand back, you evil spider! Or I'll... It's not working... ARGHHHH, MY HAND!

Hmm...quite true.
*decides to make a flamethrower out his de-oderant*
HAHAHA! Take that you spider!
*sprays the deoderant through the flame and voila! instant BBQed spider!*

[TheCelestialOne]

*Sets nuclear device off in thread*

You will not harm those spiders! They are harmless creatures unless you provoke them. I never understood why ppl are afraid of them... They are just like any other creature but just have a few legs more.

Spiders don't attack humans. We are a far too big a target for them. If they attack its out of self defense.

Now, stay away from my precious!!!

[Carl]

arachnophile.

[TheCelestialOne]

Shivachnophile.