No, seriously, shut up. I don't care if you're not interested- if you're too pathetic to join the militia, then bugger off- you have no reason to post here. I mean, really, what does "raises eyebrow" add to anything? That you find it eyebrow-raising? How scintillating. Perhaps everyone should come to you for approval every time they're going to make a ****ing post. If you're not going to say anything worthwhile, and you're not even going to try and be useless in an interesting fashion, then you're just a jerk artificially inflating your postcount, and you have no reason to stick around here. Go get drunk and whine about how your only friends are online or something. Christ, every other ****ing post in this forum is like that these days...
Damn punk kids these days... I did not lose an eye fighting off the cannibal sex dwarves of Brooklyn so that I could get smart-mouthed by a buncha durn teenagers too weak to stand and defend their freedoms! Now fall in line, soldier!
Aw, no, not the flashbacks again... they're all around me! Beady little eyes, glowing in the streetlights... one of 'em's comin', I can hear 'im... there he is... he's got a strap-on! Break for it! AIEE!