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Offline an0n

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Reply #80 on: November 22, 2003, 12:29:05 pm
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Originally posted by Stealth
nooooo you're thinking too hard about this.  just think of it as an island with no way off it (think of the earth with only one small island, and you're on it).  you're trapped there :D
Bah. Spoil-sport.

Fine:
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  • Keira Knightly
  • Jessica Alba
  • A coat-hanger
*waits for someone to realise and be incredibly disgusted*
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Reply #81 on: November 22, 2003, 12:33:05 pm
*realizes*

*is incredibly disgusted*
 

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Reply #82 on: November 22, 2003, 12:34:36 pm
Good, eh?
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Reply #83 on: November 22, 2003, 03:31:01 pm
[color=66ff00]You want two attractive girls to garotte you with a coathanger? :wtf:
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Reply #84 on: November 22, 2003, 04:26:31 pm
Observe my first list and the changes I've made to it.

That should give you a fair idea of just how sick I am.
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Reply #85 on: November 22, 2003, 04:28:24 pm
You see... an0n just heard of this new concept called "masochism" and he's eager to experiment. I think he's been reading "How to be a sadomasochist in 24 hours" .

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The chest fair enough, but I've never heard of a sword made of it. Does it have different special properties to the chest?


Well, there was a mention of a sapient pearwood staff so I'm guessing a sword is plausible. No idea what it'd do though.

01010: Well, no. But everything else is quite edible to it. :D
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Reply #86 on: November 22, 2003, 04:30:52 pm
No, you moron.

I dropped the 'way off the island' because I had to and replaced it with Jesicca Alba.

I dropped the condoms and replaced them with a coat-hanger.

Now, what possible use could I have for a coat-hanger involving two beautiful women, lots of sex and a lack of condoms?
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Reply #87 on: November 22, 2003, 04:33:05 pm
Having the coathanger stuffed up your butt in an excruciating manner?
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Reply #88 on: November 22, 2003, 04:36:14 pm
I'll give you a huge, glaringly obvious clue in the form of a link:

DON'T CLICK! HIGHLY OFFENSIVE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T CLICK!

I think that's a fair enough warning.
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Reply #89 on: November 22, 2003, 05:24:45 pm
...nice

Anyway

1) stealth
2) firing squad
3) the honour of watching him die by their hands before they shoot me

Think that should cover it
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Reply #90 on: November 22, 2003, 05:30:45 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
I'll give you a huge, glaringly obvious clue in the form of a link:

DON'T CLICK! HIGHLY OFFENSIVE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T CLICK!

I think that's a fair enough warning.


Yay! I'm smarter than Kam! I figured it out without the link! Yay! :blah:
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Reply #91 on: November 22, 2003, 05:45:53 pm
Eh? I knew what he was on about (not a particularly good thing). Hence my question on IRC to an0n "an0n did you read that book where some girl gets tricked by some American and aborts her child with a coathanger?"
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Reply #92 on: November 23, 2003, 02:48:47 am
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Originally posted by ubermetroid


A Harrier would be a bad idea...  It only has about 30-40 mins flight time with its fancy take off.

How do I know stuff like this?  USMC  :-)


Oh, in that case I'll change my "little bit of luck" to "a nearby aircraft carrier". ;)

But in the case that one can't get off the island, I revise my list:

1. Bible
2. Notebook/pen
3. Magically repleneshing grocery and furniture store (for food/water and shelter)
:)
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Reply #93 on: November 23, 2003, 03:13:25 am
if it's possible to get an internet connection on the only island in the world, then that and a computer. and maybe food might be helpful.
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Reply #94 on: November 23, 2003, 01:32:41 pm
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No, you moron.

I dropped the 'way off the island' because I had to and replaced it with Jesicca Alba.

I dropped the condoms and replaced them with a coat-hanger.

Now, what possible use could I have for a coat-hanger involving two beautiful women, lots of sex and a lack of condoms?


You could have just said anti-baby pills instead of coat-hanger!:wtf:

I can think of of a few good uses for a coat-hanger & 2 hot girls. (correction - they would be using it!)

;7
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Reply #95 on: November 23, 2003, 01:51:48 pm
Bondage or whipping?
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Reply #96 on: November 23, 2003, 02:12:48 pm
How blunt must I be?
HINT:
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One would be using it on the other (or should I say IN the other).

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Anyway, I still say the things I have chosen are the best!
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Reply #97 on: November 23, 2003, 02:14:13 pm
I don't see how a normal wire coat-hanger would be any good.

At best, you could gag one of them when you got sick of the incessant PMS'ing.
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Reply #98 on: November 23, 2003, 02:18:28 pm
Hey, it was not me who whished for a coat-hanger!  That was you...now live with it!

I'm off to my flying fortess full of babes!:wink:
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Reply #99 on: November 23, 2003, 02:29:34 pm
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Originally posted by TrashMan


You could have just said anti-baby pills instead of coat-hanger!:wtf:

I can think of of a few good uses for a coat-hanger & 2 hot girls. (correction - they would be using it!)

;7


Home made coil? :wtf: :lol:
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