[beatspete]

Would you rather have you drives labeled "Pimp daddy" and "ho"?

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by beatspete
Would you rather have you drives labeled "Pimp daddy" and "ho"?

Absolutely.

"To complete installation, insert your ho into the empty slot - provided the slot is not occupied by a pimp daddy or another ho.  Otherwise, remove the existing ho or find a new space. Once your ho is in position, insert firmly into the slot and screw."

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]This actually reminds me of the US state that passed a law decreeing pi to be 3.0, it was changed back quickly.

You should have a minimum IQ before being let into any form of government.
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[vyper]

I can hear the Uni technical help requests now...

"Uh, I'm in lab m614 and my pimp won't accept my ho, do you have another ho I could use?"

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]This actually reminds me of the US state that passed a law decreeing pi to be 3.0, it was changed back quickly.

You should have a minimum IQ before being let into any form of government.
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Wherease at present it's a maximum limit.

On the other hand, I think we should send a counter proposal to California asking to rename the drive designations to 'pimp' & 'ho'.  This could be extended to all computer technology.  i.e. motherboard becomes 'hot momma' and soforth.

Edit - oh, and replace the word 'configure' with '*****slap'.  And also replace all technical terms remaining with 'thingie' or 'thingybob'.

[Stryke 9]

Originally posted by aldo_14
Edit - oh, and replace the word 'configure' with '*****slap'.  

More accurate terminology would be "kick the **** out of", though.

[Bobboau]

http://www.beeker.net/humor/jokearchive/msg00120.html

it's not real but it's funny

[Nico]

I sure hope it's not real

[Falcon]

Some people are born stupid.

Look at it this way the more stupid they are the better other people look.

Plus stupid people are funny.

[aldo_14]

This is quite neat
http://www.beeker.net/humor/jokearchive/msg00122.html

[Star Dragon]

(Warning Highjacking this thread with my boxcutter)

   Just make sure you people keep you political "correctness" to hardware and out of modding...

"I'm sorry sir but I had to write to you in regards of your offensive mod. Your constant use of the term 'fish heads' is very anti-Vasudan (as defined by the VADL, Vasudan Anti-Deformation League). In addition, (ect...)"

   More serious note I am glad to see that the spirit of Leiji matsomoto is alive in the new english dubbed movie, they even have one line where Zero tells Harlock "Your so full of Sh*T!"

  As for any of my future projects if you care about political correctness or Disneyfying it (watering it down and making it cute and fuzzy) then don't play them. I am an adult who is intending on targeting an adult players (so appropriate warnings wil be posted). I am not going all Hentai or for X ratings, but solid R like any good major action movie, the kind I enjoy to watch...

Thoughts?

[Stryke 9]

Thoughts that don't run something like "Holy hell, you're a nerd"? No, not really. Except for something about a mushroom omlette.


Mm. Omlettes.

[diamondgeezer]

Originally posted by Star Dragon
Thoughts?

We already had a swearing thread. Those who could cope with rude words outnumbered those who couldn't, IIRC.

[Taristin]

Reminds me of a keychain I saw once:

"Stupid people shouldn't reproduce"

I vote for castration of everyone below a certain IQ.

[Stryke 9]

Considering the extents to which the imbeciles have managed to control life these days, I'd say the smart people can't be all that bright, either.

[Martinus]

Originally posted by Bobboau
http://www.beeker.net/humor/jokearchive/msg00120.html

it's not real but it's funny

[color=66ff00]Ahem...
Truth is often stranger than fiction...[/color]

[Admiral LSD]

I think I'm safe, I have two IDE controllers in my PC so all my drives are Masters and are thus equal

[Black Wolf]

It would have been at least funny if they'd made it Master and Padawan or summat

[Knight Templar]

What's next? Striking Master and Slave from the Dictionary because they offend people?

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]That might not be such a bad thing.. think about it: Eventually the stupid americans will remove almost every single english word for some reason and then they'll be unintellegable to the rest of america and the world for that matter. Smashing!
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