Author Topic: In the game of chess, you can never let your opponent see your pieces (Read 3580 times)

Baron MacDoblin · **on:** December 04, 2003, 02:48:17 am

"The Nimbus, sir?"

"Is there something wrong with your hearing, Major?"

"No, sir, it's just that ..."

"The Nimbus is a proud ship with a long and distinguished history, Major"

"Sir, if I may be so bold, that captain is a fricken' moron. A complete, utter nincopoop. A total ignoramus. He's so stupid he saw a sign on the road that said "Spaceport Left", so he went home. He's so fat and lazy one time he fell asleep and they put him in the hippopotamus den at the zoo. It was three days before they firgured out what had happened! He's so braindead he got shot in the face and his IQ went up! He's so ..."

"Shut yo' jibba-jabba, Major foo! You will say no more about Intergalactic Space Hero Zapp Brannigan - Protector of the Universe and Queen of England, or it's off to the gulags of Leningrad IV with you! And zip up your fly!"

"Yes, sir"

Nico · **Reply #1 on:** December 04, 2003, 04:07:08 am

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
I don't know what it is, but it's... no it's not. well maybe, who knows.
voila.

aldo_14 · **Reply #2 on:** December 04, 2003, 04:12:53 am

It's from futurama, I believe.

TrashMan · **Reply #3 on:** December 04, 2003, 04:43:51 am

Zapp Brannigans ship...Hehehehe

diamondgeezer · **Reply #4 on:** December 04, 2003, 11:35:33 am

Zapp Branningan is one of the greatest cartoon characters ever created

Liberator · **Reply #5 on:** December 04, 2003, 12:04:01 pm

Zoidberg is better! Especially when he goes into his beserker mating mode:thepimp:

magatsu1 · **Reply #6 on:** December 04, 2003, 12:13:20 pm

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Originally posted by TrashMan
Zapp Brannigans ship...Hehehehe

who?

J3Vr6 · **Reply #7 on:** December 04, 2003, 01:12:21 pm

The slick guy in bed:

He commands the Nimbus:

http://www.gotfuturama.com/img/Encyc/78.jpg

magatsu1 · **Reply #8 on:** December 04, 2003, 01:20:34 pm

ah, Futurama. Never watched it. Never liked the look of it.

Woolie Wool · **Reply #9 on:** December 04, 2003, 02:29:56 pm

Why doesn't Zap Brannigan wear pants anyway?

Liberator · **Reply #10 on:** December 04, 2003, 04:51:49 pm

Cause he's a horny bastard who thinks he way sexier than he really is, and he thinks the lack of pants attracts the ladeez.

Bear in mind, he's the Duck Dodgers of the Futurama universe.

Zoidberg on the other hand, while suffering from near terminal lonliness, is nigh-unkillable(he survived his own autopsy) and actually quite personable.

J3Vr6 · **Reply #11 on:** December 05, 2003, 08:22:21 am

Zap Brannigan is "The skirt-wearing skirt-chaser" But it's actually cuz the military in the future apparently don't wear pants. All the soldiers they show are wearing skirts.

Anyway, we're really derailing this thread. It's about the model. I'd really like to see that model finished

Carl · **Reply #12 on:** December 05, 2003, 08:32:06 am

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Originally posted by Liberator
Zoidberg on the other hand, while suffering from near terminal lonliness, is nigh-unkillable(he survived his own autopsy)

and he has organs to spare. three hearts, and a bunch of stuff he doesn't really need.

Triple Ace · **Reply #13 on:** December 05, 2003, 08:44:35 am

That is the srangest thing I've seen.

diamondgeezer · **Reply #14 on:** December 05, 2003, 10:02:26 am

You say that even though the post above yours was by Carl

TrashMan · **Reply #15 on:** December 05, 2003, 10:06:39 am

Doesn't Zapp Brannigan remind you of good ol' capt'n Kirk?

diamondgeezer · **Reply #16 on:** December 05, 2003, 10:19:09 am

...

...

Tell me - tell me - you are making a joke there

mikhael · **Reply #17 on:** December 05, 2003, 11:33:56 am

Well Zapp Brannigan is supposed to remind you of Kirk. He's the Kirk archetype with all the good bits taken out and all the bad bits taken to extremes.

neo_hermes · **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2003, 11:39:52 am

Grey Wolf · **Reply #19 on:** December 05, 2003, 04:27:28 pm

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Originally posted by Liberator
Bear in mind, he's the Duck Dodgers of the Futurama universe.

Speaking of Duck Dodgers, that's what we need next

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Author Topic: In the game of chess, you can never let your opponent see your pieces (Read 3580 times)

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In the game of chess, you can never let your opponent see your pieces

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In the game of chess, you can never let your opponent see your pieces

In the game of chess, you can never let your opponent see your pieces

In the game of chess, you can never let your opponent see your pieces

In the game of chess, you can never let your opponent see your pieces

In the game of chess, you can never let your opponent see your pieces