Originally posted by mikhael
As for me, well, I was right there reciting the poems along with the characters under my breath and cheered like a banshee when the Witch King of Angmar got his comeuppance. 
And afterwards, I went on to explain to my wife who Manwe and Aule and Mandos and Morgoth and the rest were and why Sauron needed the ring so badly. And my wife who hates this stuff and especially hates me explaining backstory, she loved it all. She especially loved the history and the end of the time of the Elves.
If he films Sillmarilion,Ill be the happiest man on earth!
* thinks of Feanor, Finfe, Turgon, Maedhros, Hurin, Mim, Echtellion, Ellendil, Eanrill, and loads of other charachters*
Originally posted by Singh
Says who? I don't have money to spend on this. food, internet and sci-fi comes before LOTR 
What!?
*burns Singh again. Shoots Singh. Puts him in a rocket and shoots him to the Sun*
Now stay dead!;7
Originally posted by Ace
Sauron is Frodo's father.
SAURON: Khhhh...Frodo! I am your father!
FRODO: Noooooooooo!...Wait a sec! Aren't you too big and old to be my father?
SAURON: Well..uumm...it's ...
*Eonwe and Manwe arrive. Manwe picks up sauron and gives him a spanking*
MANWE: You've been a bad boy Sauron! Now you're going to Mandos..and without supper!"
SAURON: Noooooooooooooooooooo!