Bob: Quite right. I lack the compulsion to share personal information with near-total strangers far too many on the Internet have, and have more than one reason to protect said information unless there's some kind of need to compromise security.
Turnsky: And that has... what to do with anything? I've made it known in the past that I don't care to reveal any but the most vague personal information. I'm not the one sitting around making fun of others' appearances. I could very easily have, but due to the facts that I'm not about to post a sample of my own blinding glory for others to reciprocate if they can and I'm not a total asshole I didn't.
Actually, as I recall in a moment of foolishness I did shortly post a semi-picture of myself. It was only up for about ten minutes, but I think an0n and a few others saw it. It's possible they remember it, if you really care all that much you can go poke around for the commentary on my bad shave.