Time for my incredible Stryke-o-vision...
"I'm working on a Google search for some random fairly good-looking guy that none of you will be able to easily replicate"
See Stealth, it's really not that easy. If your picture doesn't look like fecking Quasimodo, everyone's gonna know it's not you, so you might as well give it up now. After all, only someone who'd spent all their life being hidden from sight up in some cathedral's bell tower would easily mistake insulting people you don't know personally from behind a medium that unfortunately does not allow for a punch to the mouth for "guts". Hey, you know, I've met a guy, he could absolutely kick the **** out of an old lady, provided she was wheelchair-bound. Badass, huh?
Oh, and vyper does kinda look like Michael Jackson. It's possible the filter just did something funky with his eyes, or maybe he'll just have to go through life being mistaken for a famous pedophile. Stay away from them biker bars, alls I can say.