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Offline Deepblue

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If you were governor for 10 days...
what new laws would you pass?
(Clever and serious welcome)

 

Offline Stryke 9

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If you were governor for 10 days...
Governor of... where?

My state? I'd pillage the treasury and go live in some nice little tax shelter that doesn't have an extradition contract with the US for the rest of my life. An actual, interesting state? Reenact all the old laws from around when people would stone each other for sassing their parents and thought that anything bad that happened was the fault of witches. And then a series of bills granting myself absolute power, and setting up a Stalinist socialist legislative system. Just because I don't like people in general all that much.
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Offline Deepblue

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If you were governor for 10 days...
Okay....
This is actually a school assignment and is bugging the heck out of me considering I need 10 laws and I can only think of 5.

 

Offline Bobboau

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If you were governor for 10 days...
I'd apoint myself God and comand my people to wage a bloody war of conquest across the other states, old school style, you know, kill all the men rape all the women.
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Offline 01010

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If you were governor for 10 days...
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Originally posted by Bobboau
I'd apoint myself God and comand my people to wage a bloody war of conquest across the other states, old school style, you know, kill all the men rape all the women.


Marginally better than my "Rape all the men, Kill all the women" plan.
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Offline Singh

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If you were governor for 10 days...
1.) Pass a law that helps the cottage industry more than the corporate industry
2.) Raise taxes for the rich....WAY up
3.) Lower taxes for those under a certain income
4.) remove all the current university laws/policies that make it so #)$(@$ expensive and allows only rich fools to go in.
5.) If in america, I would remove the laws and judges that allow for the stupidest mistakes, and will rudely remind the people who object that this is 'reality', not America.
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Offline an0n

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If you were governor for 10 days...
Steal all the nukes, steal all the money, kidnap and rape all the hot women, genocide everyone who wasn't Mongolian.
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Offline delta_7890

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If you were governor for 10 days...
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Originally posted by an0n
Steal all the nukes, steal all the money, kidnap and rape all the hot women, genocide everyone who wasn't Mongolian.


Shockingly enough, I agree.  Hear hear!
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If you were governor for 10 days...
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Originally posted by an0n
Steal all the nukes, steal all the money, kidnap and rape all the hot women, genocide everyone who wasn't Mongolian.


The end-times are nigh!  I agree with an0n[/i]!
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Offline Zarax

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If you were governor for 10 days...
I'd place the Sweden system for everyone...
State support for everything!
No more live in the hands of any corporation!
The Best is Yet to Come

 

Offline Drew

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If you were governor for 10 days...
:lol:  @ an0n

seriously tho ;P

Are we talkin state govena or president?
im goin with state cuz its alot easier.

1: Repeal state income tax on citizens, replace it with a flat sales tax
2: Cut wastefull spending (u know what i mean)
3: Legalize drugs and other substances in small amounts  ;7
4: Make schools much more privatized
5: Let georgia citizens vote on their goddam flag
6: Nuke alabama
7: various other laws to right-wing-libertatrian cause
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Offline Zarax

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If you were governor for 10 days...
Oh yes, the best way for having the greatest social disparity ever seen...
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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If you were governor for 10 days...
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Originally posted by Drew

4: Make schools much more privatized


Elaborate on this one.

 

Offline Bobboau

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If you were governor for 10 days...
probly a voucher system
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Offline mikhael

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If you were governor for 10 days...
Quote
Originally posted by Zarax
I'd place the Sweden system for everyone...
State support for everything!
No more live in the hands of any corporation!

Oh, the irony! ;)


Quote
Originally posted by Drew

4: Make schools much more privatized

Do you mean vouchers? I hope not: I wouldn't want public tax money going to any private organization for education. All you have to do is look at the Texas voucher system as an example of why this is a bad, bad thing.
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Offline Shrike

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If you were governor for 10 days...
Outlaw the color green.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline an0n

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If you were governor for 10 days...
You got something against trees?

Or do you just wanna see all that hot pine-on-oak prison-sex?
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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If you were governor for 10 days...
I'd put a tax on anything with 3 legs.

 

Offline 01010

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If you were governor for 10 days...
Quote
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
I'd put a tax on anything with 3 legs.


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Offline aldo_14

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If you were governor for 10 days...
Quote
Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
I'd put a tax on anything with 3 legs.


Including bar stools?