Dear HLP Denizens:
I'm not Rampage. Instead, I'm his 18-year old son. My father is going through - a midlife crisis and can no longer be bothered by HLP. The primary reason is that he just got dismissed from his teaching position for the next school year.

He's 38, jobless, and blames George W. Bush. Well, he has me to support, my 15-year old sister, and my 11-year old brother. So we're really in the dumpster right now.
He basically gave me the rights to his account here and ask me to take over. So here's a couple of things:
1. Attempted Suicides: He's no longer developing it. We sat down one night and had a talk about this, and he said that it would be his will to leave the project to me. Believe it or not, you should see some new developments real soon, just before I go on to college. (Cornell University, I hope...)
2. There's no number two.
Unlike other members, I'm not going to start a "help Rampage" fund. Just remember my family... Thanks.
Rampage