[Rampage]

Dear HLP Denizens:

I'm not Rampage.  Instead, I'm his 18-year old son.  My father is going through - a midlife crisis and can no longer be bothered by HLP.  The primary reason is that he just got dismissed from his teaching position for the next school year.  He's 38, jobless, and blames George W. Bush.  Well, he has me to support, my 15-year old sister, and my 11-year old brother.  So we're really in the dumpster right now.

He basically gave me the rights to his account here and ask me to take over.  So here's a couple of things:

1. Attempted Suicides: He's no longer developing it.  We sat down one night and had a talk about this, and he said that it would be his will to leave the project to me.  Believe it or not, you should see some new developments real soon, just before I go on to college. (Cornell University, I hope...)

2. There's no number two.

Unlike other members, I'm not going to start a "help Rampage" fund.  Just remember my family...  Thanks.

Rampage

[Grey Wolf]

1. Welcome to HLP. Sorry I can't remember rest of the welcome spiel. Something about shotguns and flamethrowers.

2. Hope you and your dad get back on your feet.

[JR2000Z]

Originally posted by Rampage
Unlike other members, I'm not going to start a "help Rampage" fund.  Just remember my family...  Thanks.

Rampage

Oh so you are Rampage?  

[Grey Wolf]

From the text of the post, he's Rampage's son. But he took over his father's nickname.

[redsniper]

The new Rampage.

[an0n]

Can I start a Help Rampage Fund™?

I promise at least 5% of all takings will go to a worthwhile cause which may or may not be directly or indirectly associated with the Rampage Family©.

[an0n]

[JR2000Z]

Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
From the text of the post, he's Rampage's son. But he took over his father's nickname.

Then why did he put 'Rampage' at the end of the post if he's clearly not Rampage.

Oh well. Anyway...

[Grey Wolf]

Because he's now Rampage. He is using the nickname. Because of this, he put the name at the end of his post.

[Rampage]

Originally posted by JR2000Z

Then why did he put 'Rampage' at the end of the post if he's clearly not Rampage.

Oh well. Anyway...

I'm AM the new Rampage, after my father.  Oh by the way, admins, please don't eradicate my father's post count.

My father isn't coming back anytime soon.  But I'll be around...  So how about an introduction for me to HLP (tell me about the members, maybe any female members...).

[redsniper]

there were some female members but they're... inactive.

[Carl]

Originally posted by Rampage
(maybe any female members...).

sorry. we're all out.

[redsniper]

time for the ultimate question, Rampage.
Which is the correct spelling: turret or ?

[Grey Wolf]

Let's see....
Female members: I think we ran out of those, since icespeed stopped visiting the board.
Other members: Too lazy to list them all, so I'll just list the admins I can think of off the top of my head:
Setekh (admin/render artist)
Kalfireth AKA Thunder (admin)
Sandwich (admin)
Maeglamour (admin/modeler)
Shrike (admin/modeler/one I had initially forgotten to mention)

There's many more admins. Can't think of their names though. Don't worry, they're not tyrranical despots.

[redsniper]

and if an0n bothers you, don't worry about it. He's just an attention whore and can be an alright person sometimes.

[Rampage]

Originally posted by redsniper
Which is the correct spelling: turret or ?

What's the catch...

Originally posted by redsniper
and if an0n bothers you, don't worry about it. He's just an attention whore and can be an alright person sometimes.

Originally posted by an0n
Can I start a Help Rampage Fund™?

I promise at least 5% of all takings will go to a worthwhile cause which may or may not be directly or indirectly associated with the Rampage Family©.

Yeah, I noticed...

[Grey Wolf]

Can't remember. Someone went around for a while saying all the time.

[redsniper]

about half the HLP population said for a while. some still do. It's just one of those... things. Apparently you spell it correctly, hence your confusion.

EDIT: as for an0n...

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

[an0n]

Uh, GW: You forgot Shrike.

And I'm just a big, cuddly teddy-bear really.

[redsniper]

a big, cuddly, alchoholic, phsychotic, teddy-bear.
aside from that though, you're all right.