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Offline Fineus

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Hey rookie! Good job man, why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
New Target Aquired.
Thats not a target... that's Church!
That's right it's me, Church! Whats goin' on man?
Target Locked.
What?! No.. target unlock! Unlock!! Please help me nice lady..!
Firing main cannon.
What?!
....What? Aww sonofa..
FOOM!

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Offline redsniper

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that's right... I'm a gay robot
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Offline adwight

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BTW I just ordered Halo for 25 bucks on PC.  If anyone wants to play, pm me in a few days or so.
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Offline Mr. Vega

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"Some thing about the dangers of technology and the arrogance of mankind?"
"No, something about hiring better help that doesn't stand there watching you die!"
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Offline Anaz

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"Dude! I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!"
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Offline Setekh

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[q]Caboose: "A... I..."[/q]
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Offline Singh

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Tucker: I dont know I cant really see too clearly..I bet I would see better If i had that sniper rifle.

Church: uhh...Tucker...you might want to look behind you....

Tucker(turning back to see Caboose with the sniper rifle): Mother ******
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"Blessed be the FREDder that knows his sexps."
"Cursed be the FREDder that trusts FRED2_Open."
Dreamed of much, accomplished little. :(

 

Offline Dark_4ce

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Originally posted by adwight
BTW I just ordered Halo for 25 bucks on PC.  If anyone wants to play, pm me in a few days or so.


Uuhm. IIRC Halo 2 wont be coming out for PC...
I have returned... Again...

 

Offline Fineus

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Caboose? Get behind the rock, they can still see you.

They can't see me.. I can't see them!

That's because you're facing the rock.

 

Offline Turnsky

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Originally posted by Dark_4ce


Uuhm. IIRC Halo 2 wont be coming out for PC...


he said "halo" not halo 2..;)

halo's on PC, just ask KT sometime:p
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Offline Dark_4ce

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Doh!

My bad.
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Offline Bobboau

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Offline Singh

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ack.
I cant seem to download the first episode from fileplanet - just gives me some error on the download window.
"Blessed be the FREDder that knows his sexps."
"Cursed be the FREDder that trusts FRED2_Open."
Dreamed of much, accomplished little. :(

 

Offline Gloriano

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*downloads some episodes*
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi

 

Offline adwight

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I hate fileplanet.  It always sucks for me, seeing as I have to wait on an average of 10-12 minutes to download.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Originally posted by Turnsky


he said "halo" not halo 2..;)

halo's on PC, just ask KT sometime:p


:D

BTW, I've almost beaten the game on legendary. Alls I have left is Keyes and Two Betrayals (Which I'm at the second pulse generator in :))

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Originally posted by Bobboau
"women are like Voltron, the more you can hook up the better it gets"


:D :D :D

Oh: Halo 2 better come out for PC. I'm sure it will... might not be for a long time though, which sucks.

Damn, I might be forced to do something rash. Like buy a billbox. :sigh:
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Offline Setekh

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*mega bump*

Episode 30 is out. I'm downloading it, but this is a big one (18MB for WMV, 22 for Divx).
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Offline Gloriano

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Cool "Downloads"...!
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi

 

Offline Singh

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Watched it - excellent stuff!!
"Blessed be the FREDder that knows his sexps."
"Cursed be the FREDder that trusts FRED2_Open."
Dreamed of much, accomplished little. :(

 
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Originally posted by Kalfireth
Agreed, it's a brilliant little sketch - and some of the jokes are so stupid that they work...

1# Help! The jeep is kidnapping me!
2# Now he's taunting us! This is just embarassing.



I thought that he said:

1# Hey! Don't shoot! I'm the guy that bought the flag, remember?
2# Great, now he's taunting us. That's just embarassing

At least that's how I remember when I watched the vid. Peace.