[an0n]

I want one.

I was thinking of starting off with a nice, imposing ninja-sword for like £40.

But the point is, I intend to get a nice, expensive, battle-ready, ultra-sharp sword.

Any ideas?

[kasperl]

Why?

save up and move the **** out already.

[Jiggyhound]

haha

i agree

although, i always did want a katana.......

[an0n]

Originally posted by kasperl
Why?

save up and move the **** out already.

When you've got a girlfriend, then you can think you're PeachE.

[kasperl]

shaddup

you're annoying when you ***** about **** you can fix.

[Rictor]

Originally posted by kasperl
Why?

save up and move the **** out already.

owned.

____

As for swords, hmm, well a katana or variant thereof seems easier to handle and more useful in a practical sense. I doubt very many people could actually handle a 5-foot claymore very well.

[an0n]

I was thinking about a Paul Chen Blind Fury.

Looks cool and has the bonus that I can take it outside to **** people up with without it being too obvious.


And Kasperl, you insufferable little man-toad, I have money but I have no steady source of money. So I can either save up for 6 months to pay for 3 weeks of rent before I have to move back, or I can blow cash as I get it and move out once I have a stable source of income.

[Zuljin]

www.weaponmasters.com

has everything you ever wanted in weapons (well almost anyway...)
they even have cannons.
Personally I prefer to drool over the katana swords though

[kasperl]

and an0n,  you could, if you would get of your lasy ass, go out and get a job. Manual labor somewhere? Packaging stuff? Working in the metal industry? I hear those guy's are begging for someone to work for them, since everybody thinks it's too low for them.

[an0n]

I'm really not in the mood to be baited into a flame-war just to make your droll little life more interesting.


*is probably gonna get this*
http://www.weaponmasters.com/index.html?ID=72144c8b3f8152fa6eb02630ce88a556&SORT=SHARP_DN&ITEM=ON-BWS1

[Rictor]

Yeah, pick the single ugliest sword why dont'cha.

[an0n]

It's also by far the sharpest.

I don't want one for show. I want one so that when some little 12 year old gets smart I can **** him up.

[Rictor]

And you need a sword for that? Maybe British 12 year olds are super strong or something.

And those prices are really cheap. Like 10-20 pounds for most swords.

Katana and can become a spear
http://www.weaponmasters.com/index.html?ID=72144c8b3f8152fa6eb02630ce88a556&FDX=&FMAX=&SORT=SHARP_DN&ITEM=UC-1094&SORT=SHARP_DN&FDX=&FMAX=

[Liberator]

I thought you were going for traditional, in which case the traditional Katana is a poor choice for the novice swordsman, as it requires of maintenance due to it's construction.

[mikhael]

All swords are poor choices for an untrained schmuck.

[an0n]

A pencil is dangerous for an 'untrained schmuck'.

[Fineus]

It would help if you just admitted to yourself that you just want it for the "cool" factor. You've no training in the weapon and so combat capabilities mean nothing. Sharpness also means nothing since - as you pointed out - a pencil can be dangerous even if someone is untrained with one. Hit hard enough and you'll still cut someone - and while that is illegal, I'll humor you and assume that's why you want it.

Ergo you could just as easily pick up some piece of crap on EBay and use it for the same purpose - sharpness doesn't matter.

[an0n]

Remind me again what other reasons someone could want a sword for.

[01010]

Slicing melons.

[an0n]

Nah, I can use my razor-sharp wit for that.