[01010]

I think that'd be an interesting thing to witness.

[Fineus]

Originally posted by an0n
Remind me again what other reasons someone could want a sword for.

Display pieces. An interesting alternative to a painting or poster on a wall.

If people supposed you planned to use them for anything more then you probably wouldn't be allowed to buy one.

[an0n]

Originally posted by 01010
I think that'd be an interesting thing to witness.

Me: "Your mother had an amazing figure: 0-30-0!"
Melon: "Noooo! *splits in half"

[Jiggyhound]

nah, these are melon slicers

http://www.weaponmasters.com/index.html?ID=808522738d08fa01ed9028b8d69d98ae&FDX=&FMAX=&SORT=&ITEM=WMNC001&SORT=&FDX=&FMAX=

[01010]

Pretty cool, but then you get melon on your hands.

[an0n]

I like having melons in my hands.........

[01010]

Well see, this depends on the properties of said melons.

[Flipside]

Wolvy claws! Me want! LOL

Edit : Actually, I'll stick with the Shuriken and throwing knives, I've always been a ranged attack person. I'd use the Bow, but try and string one of those in a rush and you're likely to lose half your teeth

[Jiggyhound]

one of those dream items for xmen fanatics

[an0n]

I'd rather have a latex/silicone duplicate of Famke Jansens buttocks.

[Flipside]

Combined with the sword, that projects some truly terrifying images

[an0n]

You think Famke Jansen's buttocks are terrifying?

[mikhael]

Originally posted by an0n
A pencil is dangerous for an 'untrained schmuck'.

Yes but your average mongoloid idiot generally doesn't stab himself with a pencil.

Untrained idiots with sharp swords have an unfortunate (depending on your darwinian point of view) to gash themselves or stab themselves in the foot.

[Flipside]

I seem to recall somewhere that 32% of knife and point injuries are self-inflicted, though I will have to check my facts on that one

[an0n]

Who gives a ****?

As long as I miss my juggular I'll end up with some cool scars I can tell girls I got fighting hand-to-hand against Taliban militants in the deepest jungles of Towlistahn.

[Flipside]

Is there such a thing as a Taliban non-militant?

[Fineus]

Is this thread really going anywhere? Or do I have to enjoy locking it?

[kode]

Originally posted by Flipside
I seem to recall somewhere that 32% of knife and point injuries are self-inflicted, though I will have to check my facts on that one

should be more. I cut myself all the time without even trying.

[magatsu1]

Originally posted by an0n
IAnd Kasperl, you insufferable little man-toad

Now that was funny. (sorry K)

isn't it, like, illegal to carry a sword in Blighty ?

[Rictor]

Yes, people who support the Taliban and are not armed. They do exist you know. One of these days, someone is going to ask, "is there such a thing as a Palestinian non-militant". Just you wait.