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Offline Kazan

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CHESUS! **** cannot get enough
on: March 31, 2004, 06:04:52 pm
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Reply #1 on: March 31, 2004, 06:09:08 pm
Whateth beth the problem?
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Reply #2 on: March 31, 2004, 06:10:15 pm
it kinda looks like **** is trying to conquer the world.
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #3 on: March 31, 2004, 06:10:43 pm
Um..... I have to say i'm literally speechless.

Are they trying to save money on deploying troops or something?  This isn't an April fools, is it?
 

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Reply #4 on: March 31, 2004, 06:11:25 pm
awwww, crapeth
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Reply #5 on: March 31, 2004, 06:12:09 pm
In all likelihood, yes.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Reply #6 on: March 31, 2004, 06:12:36 pm
Wow...
It's certainly off with his head this time
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Reply #7 on: March 31, 2004, 06:13:19 pm
Standeth by for Stage 2 my Knights, once more unto the breach!..... ahem.... sorry :)

That looks bad :(
 

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Reply #8 on: March 31, 2004, 06:13:26 pm
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Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Kazan
WTH! It **** Out the (so-called) President's last name


Dids't not thou percieve this alteration many fine days ago? Thou art indeed of lax attention.

And what is this Cuba thou speaketh of? I knowest of no such nation, lest it lay to the West of this fair land, beyond the edges of the world. And if that be the case indeed, how came you by this knowledge? Be you a witch?

Burn him, he consorteth with Lucifer! Quickly, before he hath ample time to cast his vile spells!
 

Offline neo_hermes

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Reply #9 on: March 31, 2004, 06:15:27 pm
i've have been found out!

*runs*

i hope this is a April fools article.
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Reply #10 on: March 31, 2004, 06:16:18 pm
[color=66ff00]He doth make war with little thought.

Can SUV's be categorised as weapons of mass polution and thus drive the rest of the world to invade america?
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Re: CHESUS! **** cannot get enough
Reply #11 on: March 31, 2004, 06:19:36 pm
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WTH! It **** Out the (so-called) President's last name


Doth it really?

****
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EDIT: Indeed.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Reply #12 on: March 31, 2004, 06:29:22 pm
[color=66ff00]Well think of it this way: Thou can restructure the topic to be called "CHESUS! cannot get enough ****"

:D
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Reply #13 on: March 31, 2004, 06:30:28 pm
:lol:
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Reply #14 on: March 31, 2004, 06:48:49 pm
Considering it's on the VOA site, I wouldn't sayeth it's either an April Fool's joke or "EVIL LIBERAL MEDIA!!!!"

So whenst is he going to beset Iran and North Korea? :p
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Reply #15 on: March 31, 2004, 06:50:15 pm
CHESUS?! I wilt haveth thou vile tongue cut out, blaspeming knave! What pagan demon is this that thou pray to? Verily, it soundeth as an invention of the ungodly Catholic hordes in France, worshipping the very stuff which poureth from the cow's udder. Thou shalt be drowned and quartered for this offence to our fair Anglican church.
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Reply #16 on: March 31, 2004, 07:51:09 pm
diesem mitte-englisch scheisse stört mich sehr viel!
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Reply #17 on: March 31, 2004, 09:37:59 pm
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[color=66ff00]Well think of it this way: Thou can restructure the topic to be called "CHESUS! cannot get enough ****"

:D
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Reply #18 on: March 31, 2004, 10:13:26 pm
well I seem to recall people asking if we were going to invade all of the nations run by "'bad men'", well I think you've got your answer. :)

anyway,

...Cuba...:wtf:
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Reply #19 on: March 31, 2004, 10:27:25 pm
i could go for a nice cuban these days
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