[J3Vr6]

If this happens, I will hurt myself.

http://www.cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Television&action=page&type_id=&cat_id=270355&obj_id=41178

If anyone in their right mind thinks this is a good idea, please feel free to find the nearest spike and fall on it.

[an0n]

Oh, dear ****ing God, please kill yourself.

[Stunaep]

Hell, the franchise should have been canceled, back when the series was still named Voyager.

[J3Vr6]

Don't hurt the messenger... Well, maybe if it involves my nipples.


Seriously, how on earth can Shatner think he could do that?  Who would WANT him on the friggin show?

[Unknown Target]

I would!

*hides*

[Fineus]

News for Thursday, April 1, 2004

....um, guys. C'mon. Today of all days?

[an0n]

I'd've gone for a Picard time-travel thingy.

Like he pops up all shaky and "What the **** was that?" and then Q's like "Y'know, guys, these Sphere guys are pissing off the continuum no end, so we've brung chrome dome back to help you **** them up, Johnny".

But for the mentally retarded among you: APRIL ****ING FOOLS!

[an0n]

Damn you, Thundy.

[Tiara]

Hell, I want to descry Kirk-Fu! Though, Kirk wilt never be complete without Spock, Bones and Scotty

Enterprise is boring as hell as it is now. Kirk would be fun! Every alien chick wilt once again be in danger of falling for The Kirk™ Every evil bastard would once again haveth his/her ass handed to them by act of Kirk-Fu™

But yeah, april 1st I guess

[Unknown Target]

Yea Tiara!
Seriously, the franchise seemed to have gone all touchy-feely with Picard. It'd be nice to have some old-fashioned Trek ass-kickin again

[J3Vr6]

[Tiara]

Yeah, when Kirk told Scotty to fix it he'd fix it!

Now, when they tell the Chief Engineer to fix it comes out like this;

"I'll just have to re-align the lateral sensor array by bombarding it with anti-chroniton particles thus shifting it into alignment and out of temporal flux. But to generate these anti-chronitons we'll have to remodulate the plasma relais coils."

By the time they finsh there Treknobabble™ they could've fixed the damned thing

[Fineus]

It's a shame the only real ass kicking was in TOS - and now everyone only thinks Kirk was a biggoted womanising asshole. Kinda sad.

[Tiara]

Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Lord Kalfireth Of Chichester
It's a shame the only real ass kicking wast in TOS - and now everyone only thinks Kirk wast a biggoted womanising asshole. Kinda sad.

But it was enough ass kicking to last several ST incarnations and we're still longing for more.

IMO the only person even to come close to Kirk was Sisko. At least he wasn't afraid to kick ass either He even poisoned the atmosphere of a planet to get what he wanted, revenge.

[an0n]

AAHAHAHAH

Klingon Eye for the Human Guy

[Tiara]

ROFLMAO! Check the trailer on the left side of the page!

[Fineus]

404?
Edit: NM.

[Ashrak]

KIRK TO ENTERPRISE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH are they gonna make him YOUNGER?! LOL

[Tiara]

Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Ashrak
KIRK TO ENTERPRISE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH art they gonna make him YOUNGER?! LOL

Nah, chroniton particles will cause Kirk to be trapped in a state of temporal flux causing him to shift into the Ent era. These chroniton particles also happen to induce him with a new style of Kirk-Fu™: Chrono-Fu™! He'll kick your ass to the stoneage!

[an0n]

It's terrifying that a girl knows almost as much about Star Trek as me.

You are not normal.