[J3Vr6]

http://science.howstuffworks.com/hydro-ordnance.htm


War is gonna be just like a water park!

[diamondgeezer]

They're gonna invade Cuba with Photoshopped water guns?

And doesn't the report need a date on it to be legitimate foolery?

[Tiara]

Its not even a good PS-job

[J3Vr6]

Did u guys see the tank later on in the article?  I almost fell off my chair laughing.

[an0n]

I told you SuperSoakers were just an evil ploy to train kids in the use of modern weaponry from an early age.

[Nico]

Ah yeah

[Rictor]

Actually, wer't thou to dropeth water from one of those planes used to puteth out forest fires, anyone on the ground whither it hit would most likely die. Water bombing from heights is actually a good way to kill people.

[karajorma]

Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Rictor
Water bombing from heights is actually a good way to kill people.

Nope. It's a rather poor and inaccurate method of killing people when compared with bomb bombing from heights

[ARothers]

What is this world coming to?

[Nico]

Rebuttal originating from the wisdom of Rictor
Actually, wer't thou to dropeth water from one of those planes used to puteth out forest fires, anyone on the ground whither it hit would most likely die. Water bombing from heights is actually a good way to kill people.

Luckily enough, I seem quite resistant to rain

[diamondgeezer]

Bomb bombing, eh?

[J3Vr6]

Bombastic...

[Carl]

[J3Vr6]

The new super soaker 10000!!!   Now you'll never feel under powered when you wanna get her wet!

[Jiggyhound]

hahaha

complete twaddle, the tank was hilarious

[T-Man]

That was just hilarious. You gotta give 'em ten outta ten for effort:yes:

Now we just have to preay no one invents thermal weapon systems that can evaporate water

[Stealth[cro]]

T-Man - ye flamethrowers be an age-old weapon.

Ye Tank two posts ago hath a vulnerability - one napalm canister later...

[beatspete]

Ah yeah. April fools... yeah, that took me a while.


Anyway, a water jet at 400mph can cut steel, and untill your made of something harder than steel, dont stop ph34ring yet.

[Bobboau]

you know this isn't realy that bad of an idea

[Fineus]

My world has been water lately (well I do work for a water company). But as a side story, yesterday they announced via their intranet site to us that scientists in our Falmer labs had developed "L'eau Flow" - powdered water. Adding one pint of water to this powdered water could create up to ten pints of rain-quality water - perfect for summer droughts!

Of course, when you click on the link to order the stuff you get told the real story. Happy April Fools