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Offline Unknown Target

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Dumbest thing I've ever seen? YES
on: April 12, 2004, 07:01:37 pm
too rich :lol:

http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/

Love this bit:

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The girls are real. The relationship is not. When your time is up you can break up with her for whatever reason you decide, and she'll write you a final letter begging you to take her back. Our service is easy-to-use, lots of fun, and discreet. The privacy of our customers and Imaginary Girlfriends is always protected.
 

Offline jdjtcagle

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Reply #1 on: April 12, 2004, 07:03:10 pm
OMG!!!
:lol: :lol:
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Offline diamondgeezer

Dumbest thing I've ever seen? YES
Reply #2 on: April 12, 2004, 07:17:06 pm
I'm scared

:shaking:
 

Offline Martinus

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Reply #3 on: April 12, 2004, 07:19:31 pm
[color=66ff00]I will ring you once a day and express my contempt at the fact that you missed our 8 month, 5 day, 4 hour anniversary.

This is real girlfriends.
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Offline Carl

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Reply #4 on: April 12, 2004, 07:35:37 pm
*cries for humanity*
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #5 on: April 12, 2004, 07:37:16 pm
Oy vey.
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Liberator

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Reply #6 on: April 12, 2004, 07:59:36 pm
*weeps at the depths to which humanity has sunk*
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.
 

Offline Ghostavo

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Reply #7 on: April 12, 2004, 08:01:24 pm
:nervous:
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

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Offline ChronoReverse

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Reply #8 on: April 12, 2004, 08:17:46 pm
HAHAHAHAHA

But seriously, how can they tell whether you're a real girl or not if you're applying to BE an imaginary girlfriend?

*imagines defrauding them $$$ for writing lots and lots of letters.
 

Offline neo_hermes

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Reply #9 on: April 13, 2004, 12:00:29 am
What the heck man i can't believe this. my god i can only imagine what kind of women are actualy on that website!
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Offline Rictor

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Reply #10 on: April 13, 2004, 12:13:15 am
The business-minded kind?

And why pay 'em? Whats to stop me from simply registering a hotmail account, writing to myself, and perhaps lifting a picture from somewhere on the net (no, I won't post the link here :D:D). That is, if you are the type of person who has to rpove to others how he has a girlfriend etc etc. I can imagine some parents getting all pissy at you for not having a gf blah blah blah. Thankfully, I live in a fairly normal family.
 

Offline Nico

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Reply #11 on: April 13, 2004, 02:18:47 am
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Originally posted by ChronoReverse
HAHAHAHAHA

But seriously, how can they tell whether you're a real girl or not if you're applying to BE an imaginary girlfriend?

They don't care, coz, you see, imaginary means... imaginary :p
SCREW CANON!
 

Offline Gortef

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Reply #12 on: April 13, 2004, 03:55:11 am
oh dear :lol:
Habeeb it...
 

Offline J3Vr6

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Reply #13 on: April 13, 2004, 07:59:22 am
This is just plain sad... please tell me it's a joke...
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Offline T-Man

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Reply #14 on: April 13, 2004, 08:07:37 am
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: (Dies laughing) :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Oh how low has mankind devolved!!!! The horror...the horror
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Offline Setekh

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Reply #15 on: April 13, 2004, 08:09:01 am
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Originally posted by Carl
*cries for humanity*


:nod: :(
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Offline Nico

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Reply #16 on: April 13, 2004, 09:36:18 am
Ever played The Pandora Directive? Dating holograms of famous people, that's something :p
SCREW CANON!
 

Offline phreak

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Reply #17 on: April 13, 2004, 11:15:54 am
freaky.  and just plain wrong

don't people ever go outside anymore?
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Offline Gloriano

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Reply #18 on: April 13, 2004, 11:26:37 am
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Originally posted by Carl
*cries for humanity*


sadly that's true

:nod: :(
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

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Offline vyper

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Reply #19 on: April 13, 2004, 02:06:23 pm
*pokes head in thread*

What in the name of ****ing hell?

*leaves in dismay*
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