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Offline diamondgeezer

Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
on: April 27, 2004, 05:53:26 pm


OK, here's the thing - Sharpe rules all. Discuss.

Note - "is this some weird Englandish thing?" will not be tolerated

Oh, and anyone with the theme song, PM me right now. Not O'er The Hills, the actual big theme song.
 

Offline an0n

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Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Reply #1 on: April 27, 2004, 05:56:25 pm
He got Elizabeth Hurley naked a few times, so he kicks ass for that alone.

And then there's how he single-handedly kicked the asses of every heathenous bunch of foreigners he ever laid eyes on.

Basically, he kicks more ass than a cyborg with six legs that are placed so that as it walks it kicks its own buttocks, which makes it's living by running double-length marathons.
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Offline Geezer

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Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Reply #2 on: April 27, 2004, 06:06:16 pm
Yeah, but you can't trust him.  Eventually he's going to try to steal the Ring...
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Offline Taristin

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Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Reply #3 on: April 27, 2004, 06:09:07 pm
is this some weird Englandish thing?

Oh, and my siggy depresses me...
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Offline diamondgeezer

Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Reply #4 on: April 27, 2004, 06:10:38 pm
You're a tit for posting that
 

Offline Flipside

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Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Reply #5 on: April 27, 2004, 06:11:11 pm
Then change it and stop beating yourself up. Nine Inch Nails are a Bad choice when you're in one of 'those' moods ;)
 

Offline Rictor

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Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Reply #6 on: April 27, 2004, 06:33:43 pm
*stares*

Thats Boromir right? must be a Limey thing...
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Reply #7 on: April 28, 2004, 11:33:51 am
There's forty shillings on the drum,
For those who'll volunteer to come,
To 'list and fight the foe today,
Over the hills and far away...

And why not?
 

Offline diamondgeezer

Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Reply #8 on: April 28, 2004, 12:05:56 pm
If I should fall to rise no more
As many comrades did before,
Tell the drums and the fife to play
Over the hills and far away...
 

Offline Geezer

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Reply #9 on: April 28, 2004, 04:30:26 pm
So fall in lads, behind the drum,
With colours blazing like the sun,
Along the road to come what may,
Over the hills and far away...
If a man walks in the desert and speaks where no woman can hear, is he still wrong?
 

Offline kasperl

Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Reply #10 on: April 29, 2004, 03:16:50 am
why do i get images of three drunken Brits sitting 'round a campfire "singing" very off-key?
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #11 on: April 29, 2004, 03:32:17 am
O'er the hills and o'er the main,
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain,
King George commands and we obey,
Over the hills and far away.
 

Offline Col. Fishguts

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Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Reply #12 on: April 29, 2004, 04:36:23 am
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Originally posted by an0n
Basically, he kicks more ass than a cyborg with six legs that are placed so that as it walks it kicks its own buttocks, which makes it's living by running double-length marathons.


:lol:

You have a pretty creative imagination...

Oh and...what is it ? A movie ?
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Offline J3Vr6

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Sharpe. Major Sharpe.
Reply #13 on: April 29, 2004, 08:22:38 am
So who's the guy in tight pants looking like he's posing for a war-themed playgirl?
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