I asked the magic
8-Ball, Kaz. Since your question was combined with a logical OR and the wording implies XOR, I decided to ask the questions of the 8-Ball in order. Here's what it said:
Liberator: do you ever actually consider what you think
Reply: "REPLY HAZY ASK AGAIN"
So I did. The Reply: "ASK AGAIN LATER"
This is silly. But I did ask again: "DON'T COUNT ON IT"
Well, that answers that. Lib does not consider what he thinks. Now, if I were a lazy sort, I'd call this a short circuit and not even bother with the second test, but since this is a work of dubious comedy, I shall proceed:
or do you always accept it at face value?
Reply: "IT IS DECIDEDLY SO"
Wow, the 8Ball got right to it that time.
Now, I figured that the 8ball might be rigged. Who knows, Kaz could be hiding out on the other side of that webpage feeding me answers. So I decided to ask
The Mystical Smoking Head of 'Bob'. As we all know, Mr. Dobbs epitomizes the concept of all that is slack. Bob is pretty neutral and I'm sure we can trust what he says.
Liberator: do you ever actually consider what you think
Reply: "OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD"
Well, you know, Bob, I didn't ask about mail clients. So I asked again: "CONCENTRATE AND ASK AGAIN"
Now we're getting somewhere: "DON'T COUNT ON IT"
Interesting. Better ask the second half, just in case though:
or do you always accept it at face value?
Reply: "YES DEFINATELY"
Bob got right to the point on the second half too.
So, there you have it. Bob AND the Magic 8Ball agree. And if you can't trust a giant pool ball and a three eyed man smoking a pipe, really, who can you trust?
I will use this method of question resolution from now on. It seems to work pretty well.
