Author Topic: Ninja Banana  (Read 1983 times)

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Offline Gortef

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You know... time to times when you are unemployed the employment agency offers courses which are to test your learned skills and boost up the job finding. Well, it has been a nice trip so far (phychological tests and some other fun stuff) but the hell there sure are also some boring days, like this one.

So... this is the result

Habeeb it...

 

Offline Corsair

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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude... ;7
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Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

Offline karajorma

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I once owned a PD game for the Amiga called Mortal Kumquat. This guy would fit right in with that :D
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Offline Martinus

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[color=66ff00]Dude you totally broke one of the three fundamental laws of the ninjaverse.

Facts:
1.    Ninjas are mammals.
2.    Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3.    The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

That law being the first. Banana's are not mammals and thus are exempt from ninja status; at most you could describe it as a 'black clothing clad assassin fruit' or perhaps 'Weapon bearing, killer foodstuff'.

Still I applaud your utterly unfeasable conception.
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Offline Carl

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what about the teenage mutant ninga turtles? they're not mammals, but no one would ever argue that they aren't ninjas.
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Offline Bobboau

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there mutant turtles, half turtles half human, more mammal than not and all ninja.
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Offline Rictor

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ring ring ring ring ring ring Bananaphone
ding dong ding dong ding ding ding Bananaphooone
Its no baloney
It aint a pony
My cellular, bananular phone.

 

Offline Gortef

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From bananas to turtles :lol:

How about you all post something fruity here?
« Last Edit: May 18, 2004, 01:08:32 am by 148 »
Habeeb it...