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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #20 on: May 17, 2004, 06:12:59 pm
Why do I have a stupid moderator title? :(

I'd think I'm much more deserving (good or bad) than that...
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Offline Fineus

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Reply #21 on: May 17, 2004, 06:27:43 pm
I could change it to "Stupid Moderator" tomorrow if you like. Your call. ;)
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #22 on: May 17, 2004, 06:35:40 pm
Does that mean I get to moderate stupidity!? ;7
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Offline Thorn

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Reply #23 on: May 17, 2004, 08:09:05 pm
No, it just means you're moderately stupid.
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #24 on: May 17, 2004, 08:14:34 pm
Then how about "Moderate, stupid!" ?
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Reply #25 on: May 17, 2004, 08:19:28 pm
How about "Sodomize Muppets"?
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #26 on: May 17, 2004, 08:26:06 pm
I always pictured the muppets doing most of the sodomizing... :nervous:
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Offline Thorn

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Reply #27 on: May 17, 2004, 08:56:35 pm
"Sodomized by Muppets" then.....
 

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Reply #28 on: May 17, 2004, 08:59:34 pm
Eerily not what I had in mind, but preferable given my current situation. :sigh:
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Offline Bobboau

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Reply #29 on: May 17, 2004, 09:08:34 pm
you'd rather be Sodomized by Muppets than have a bad custom title?
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Reply #30 on: May 17, 2004, 09:10:45 pm
 

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Reply #31 on: May 17, 2004, 10:29:27 pm
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you'd rather be Sodomized by Muppets than have a bad custom title?


Look on the bright side: I doubt they named him animal for his hygene. ;7
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #32 on: May 18, 2004, 06:30:39 am
Somewhat OT, lately, I've been only able to visit HLP through a proxy, because my connection to the server dies somewhere in the states, at hop 17...... This has been going on for most of the last week, any idea what's causing it?
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Reply #33 on: May 18, 2004, 06:37:54 am
Have you tried using the main deflectors to create an inverse tachyon pulse, then venting plasma from the warp drive?

Just a thought...
 

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Reply #34 on: May 18, 2004, 06:42:22 am
That was cheap. :nervous:
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Reply #35 on: May 18, 2004, 06:45:53 am
I'm at work. Creativity is at a low point in the day - while finding distractions around the office is at an all time high.

kasperl - Really not sure what's up with your problems... hope the sort themselves out or that someone else has an idea that could help you.
 

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Reply #36 on: May 18, 2004, 07:57:22 am
I thought it was pretty ****ing funny.
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Reply #37 on: May 18, 2004, 07:58:40 am
an0n, you missed.  Thanks, by the way.
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #38 on: May 18, 2004, 09:44:24 am
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Originally posted by Kalfireth
Have you tried using the main deflectors to create an inverse tachyon pulse, then venting plasma from the warp drive?

Just a thought...


No, the hub is also part of the link to deflector controll, and the plasma vents won't open without a direct EPS link to either the bridge or engineering, both are blocked by the current outage.


God, heatwaves are bad for my IQ.

All joking aside, any bright idea's on fixing it?
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Reply #39 on: May 18, 2004, 04:09:09 pm
Speed is goddamn low. It takes literally minutes to load a page. After five minutes' waiting, I am now powerful enough to post this complaint:

THIS ****ING SUCKS. When is the maintenance going to end - or better yet, has it ended and I've been left ashore? :(

I swear revenge and postnuclear apocalypse to Gamespy if this does not end.
lol wtf
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