[Fineus]

Not true, Donnie Darko features a bit of kissing and Amelie features about 16 sex scenes (alright so 15 of them are back to back).  

They're both brilliant

[Corsair]

Originally posted by Carl
you know, all the best movies have no sex at all.

How about Schindler's List? One of the best movies ever IMHO and there was one scene where Schindler and one of his many girlfriends were getting it on and you could see about half of their bodies...

[Rictor]

oh yeah, concentration camp sex, so hot. just the thing I'm looking for. cause in the end, there's nothing like a Nazi death camp full of people awaiting their imminent demise to get my mojo going..

[an0n]

Trainspotting has like 10 whole minutes of soft-core porn with titties floppin' about and everything.

[Lightspeed]

I think that movies with violence get accepted 'cause after all, if you want to see blood and slaughter all you'll have to do is switch on the news channel

[an0n]

Or get a knife and a bus ticket.

[Rictor]

Originally posted by an0n
Trainspotting has like 10 whole minutes of soft-core porn with titties floppin' about and everything.

when? I only rember like a few flashes here and there, but admitedly its been a while since I last saw it.

[Knight Templar]

A disaster movie without swearing? What the ****?

[Stealth]

Originally posted by an0n
Trainspotting has like 10 whole minutes of soft-core porn with titties floppin' about and everything.

LOLOL!

[diamondgeezer]

Diamond Geezer's Big Day After Tomorrow Review!

Story and whatnot was more pointless than I expected

SFX were, quite simply, mother****ing awesome. I'm there, gazing open-mouthed at the screen saying 'holy ****' to myself.

Go see

[Corsair]

Originally posted by Rictor
oh yeah, concentration camp sex, so hot. just the thing I'm looking for. cause in the end, there's nothing like a Nazi death camp full of people awaiting their imminent demise to get my mojo going..

You have absolutely no idea what I was talking about, do you?

[TrashMan]

Originally posted by Ace


Ermm you're missing the point of the thread:
The fact that it is ironic that a movie with millions of people dying has a rating lower than a movie with a few teenagers boinking their brains out.

All you've done in your post is proven how ****ed up some people in this country are:
Killing good. Sex... baaadddd!

They are not brutally killed by someone. They die tragicly form floods, cold and other things they themselves caused.

On the other hand you have films with obscene sex, drugs and sensless violence that everyone can watch.

The Amercian movie formula (lot's of crap, hot chicks, sex, violence and drugs) is sweeping across the world, brainwashing people untill they become indifferent zombies.

RICTOR - "they will probably make the right decision by themselves"... Yeah, right. One in a million.

[Knight Templar]

Dude, what the hell is wrong with a little violent drug sex?

And tities...

[01010]

Originally posted by Knight Templar
Dude, what the hell is wrong with a little violent drug sex?

And tities...

See, for a fine, moral and upstanding young man like myself, there is absolutely nothing wrong with any of those things. In fact, extreme combinations of all of those things have led me to have some of the funnest times I (vaguely) remember.

[Rictor]

Originally posted by TrashMan
The Amercian movie formula (lot's of crap, hot chicks, sex, violence and drugs) is sweeping across the world, brainwashing people untill they become indifferent zombies.

Ah, too true. But luckily, we have stalwart defenders of real cinema, to safe-guard us from this scourge, like...Jarmusch or....Godard..

[übermetroid]

Quick question...  What would everyone do if "The Day After Tommorrow" happened?

I think I am stuck in ice...  

[Jetmech Jr.]

Originally posted by ubermetroid
Quick question... What would everyone do if "The Day After Tommorrow" happened?

swears, copulates, undresses AND takes drugs

[Knight Templar]

Well, the day before, I would masturbate like there was no tommarrow, and probably go to sleep afterwards (if I were to die from a massive flood, I'd think in my sleep would be the way to go). Then, after waking up, I'd quickly realise the irony of my activities the previous day.

[an0n]

Originally posted by Rictor
when? I only rember like a few flashes here and there, but admitedly its been a while since I last saw it.

Y'know after the club scene? When he picks up that pretty frickin hot brunette? Well, it's about 30-40 seconds after that. They're on her bed, she's on top, naked, and she's bouncing about and moaning and ****. Then the next morning he sees her in her school uniform and finds out she's only 15/16.

[Rictor]

ohh yeah. I always figured he freaked out cause she was a catholic schoolgirl, and I just supposed that they have some sort of law in scotland to protect the purity of upstanding young catholics. In retrospect, this explaination makes a lot more sense.

I remember this artsy fartsy movie from the mid 90s about how the world is going to end, and what people are doing in their last hours. It had that mix of strange/boring that is the hallmark of all arty movies which I don't enjoy. A cookie to the person who can remeber the name of the film.