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Offline MicroPsycho

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on: August 23, 2004, 06:55:51 pm
What animals would the best pets and what could you train them to do?

A chipmunk would be the ultimate assassin!
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Offline übermetroid

  • Current Father Of Samus
  • 28
  • He who dares wins.
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Reply #1 on: August 23, 2004, 07:12:03 pm
um....  A Metroid....  :D
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Offline jdjtcagle

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Reply #2 on: August 23, 2004, 07:34:34 pm
Squirel, there up to something...
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Offline Taristin

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Reply #3 on: August 23, 2004, 07:53:04 pm
My squirrel performs vasectomies...
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Offline jdjtcagle

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Reply #4 on: August 23, 2004, 08:02:49 pm
:lol:
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Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #5 on: August 23, 2004, 08:03:54 pm
Helper monkey, duh.
 

Offline Carl

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Reply #6 on: August 23, 2004, 08:10:03 pm
T-rex, of course.
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Offline BlackDove

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Reply #7 on: August 23, 2004, 08:19:49 pm
PlayStation2
 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Reply #8 on: August 23, 2004, 08:37:07 pm
A Shivan.
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Offline jdjtcagle

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Reply #9 on: August 23, 2004, 08:40:33 pm
Carl...
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Offline DragonClaw

  • Romeo Kilo India Foxtrot
  • 210
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Reply #10 on: August 23, 2004, 09:48:57 pm
An ant... the best spy ev4r.

Until some kid decides to burn it with a lens.
 

Offline Gortef

  • 210
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Reply #11 on: August 24, 2004, 02:03:15 am
a drunk bear
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Fineus

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Reply #12 on: August 24, 2004, 02:37:34 am
A Cyberdemon, sorry guys :)
 

Offline Cyker

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Reply #13 on: August 24, 2004, 02:38:03 am
Badger.
 

Offline Setekh

  • Jar of Clay
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Reply #14 on: August 24, 2004, 02:58:54 am
I have a few goldfish... :nervous:
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #15 on: August 24, 2004, 03:54:14 am
Hamster armed with an RPG.
 

Offline Tiara

  • Mrs. T, foo'!
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Reply #16 on: August 24, 2004, 04:38:24 am
A Parrot.

Teach him to say "ALL YOUR BASE R BELONG TO US!"

or when someone walks into the room:

"Don't make me come down there and kill yer ass!"

My aunt has a parrot. they just too damned funny :D
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Offline beatspete

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Reply #17 on: August 24, 2004, 05:17:36 am
I'd get a cat that is trained to only be affectionate to attractive girls.  It would lurk in the street outside, and lure girls into bending over to stroke it.

*gets camera*

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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #18 on: August 24, 2004, 05:21:08 am
Quote
Originally posted by beatspete
I'd get a cat that is trained to only be affectionate to attractive girls.  It would lurk in the street outside, and lure girls into bending over to stroke it.

*gets camera*


I'm struggling to resist making a 'stroking a pussy' joke here.............
 

Offline Tiara

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  • 210
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Reply #19 on: August 24, 2004, 05:59:11 am
*strokes pussy....

































...cat*

I know what you were thinking!!! YOU F*CKING PERVERT!

:p
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