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Offline Kosh

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I'll probably be put on the FBI's watchlist for posting this...
on: August 23, 2004, 08:59:27 pm
But it was just so funny I have to do it. ;7


http://video.lisarein.com/dailyshow


Check it out, it is funny.
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline Flipside

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Reply #1 on: August 23, 2004, 09:28:42 pm
:lol:

Those are indeed very funny :D
 

Offline Corsair

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Reply #2 on: August 23, 2004, 10:59:10 pm
I'm already on the watchlist.
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Kosh

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Reply #3 on: August 23, 2004, 11:32:53 pm
What did you do? Vote democratic in the 2000 election? Join a sinisterly peaceful anti-war group? Call Bush an idiot on the telephone or in an email?
« Last Edit: August 24, 2004, 07:19:12 pm by 1313 »
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline vyper

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Reply #4 on: August 24, 2004, 07:25:52 am
[q]Vote democratic in the 200 election[/q]

Time machines qualify for a reason to be put on the watchlist....
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14
 

Offline Tiara

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Reply #5 on: August 24, 2004, 07:58:21 am
*hides Temporal Oscillation Vortex Generator™*

Not that it matters, they already have me in their Black Book as 'Tiara, Prime Evil, Ruler of the Nine Hells'. ;7
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #6 on: August 24, 2004, 08:07:58 am
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Originally posted by Tiara

Not that it matters, they already have me in their Black Book as 'Tiara, Prime Evil, Ruler of the Nine Hells'. ;7


I guess that's Donald Rumsfeld out of job, then......
 

Offline Flaser

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Reply #7 on: August 24, 2004, 08:10:05 am
Meh...with my background I am bound to be a prime suspect - genetically, whatever...it runs in my all too red blood.
"I was going to become a speed dealer. If one stupid fairytale turns out to be total nonsense, what does the young man do? If you answered, “Wake up and face reality,” you don’t remember what it was like being a young man. You just go to the next entry in the catalogue of lies you can use to destroy your life." - John Dolan
 

Offline Kosh

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Reply #8 on: August 24, 2004, 07:18:52 pm
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Originally posted by vyper
[q]Vote democratic in the 200 election[/q]

Time machines qualify for a reason to be put on the watchlist....



I meant to type 2000. There were no elections in 200. :p
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline Ace

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Reply #9 on: August 24, 2004, 07:56:17 pm
Silence Citizen Kosh! How dare you claim that Emporer Georgorio Bvshimus was appointed by the trimumverate as opposed to elected by the people of Rome!
Ace
Self-plagiarism is style.
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #10 on: August 24, 2004, 11:57:33 pm
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Originally posted by Kosh
What did you do? Vote democratic in the 2000 election? Join a sinisterly peaceful anti-war group? Call Bush an idiot on the telephone or in an email?
I would've voted democratic. I did call Bush an idiot in an email. I did join a sinisterly peaceful anti-war group that visited the White House in summer 2003. When I was there, the USSS did a full background check on me before letting me enter...and since then I've been on the watchlist. The fact that I'm in frequent communication with people from a number of countries in the Middle East doesn't help very much.
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #11 on: August 25, 2004, 01:39:17 am
I just got a DMCA-related infringement notice.
-C
 

Offline Kosh

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Reply #12 on: August 25, 2004, 02:26:15 am
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Originally posted by Corsair
I would've voted democratic. I did call Bush an idiot in an email. I did join a sinisterly peaceful anti-war group that visited the White House in summer 2003. When I was there, the USSS did a full background check on me before letting me enter...and since then I've been on the watchlist. The fact that I'm in frequent communication with people from a number of countries in the Middle East doesn't help very much.



Is that all you are guilty of?


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I just got a DMCA-related infringement notice.


For what? Getting a song stuck in your head?
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #13 on: August 25, 2004, 02:38:37 pm
No, uploading a TV episode of SGA which I missed (apparently).
-C
 

Offline Corsair

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Reply #14 on: August 25, 2004, 05:56:17 pm
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Originally posted by Kosh
Is that all you are guilty of?
Yes, and for that they put me on the watchlist.
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #15 on: August 25, 2004, 06:06:54 pm
Hmm.... Do you think having my Government teacher also having taught the leader of the Democratic party would put me on the watchlist? :p
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #16 on: August 25, 2004, 06:09:03 pm
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Originally posted by Corsair
Yes, and for that they put me on the watchlist.


That's doubleplus notgood.
 

Offline Flipside

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Reply #17 on: August 25, 2004, 06:19:31 pm
I'm on the watchlist because I know too much™ ;)
 

Offline Kosh

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Reply #18 on: August 26, 2004, 01:11:19 am
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Originally posted by aldo_14


That's doubleplus notgood.



It's a sad state of affairs what this country has become. What is even more sad is that so many people have allowed it to become this way.
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline Carl

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Reply #19 on: August 26, 2004, 04:30:38 am
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Originally posted by Kosh
I just got a DMCA-related infringement notice.



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Originally posted by Kosh
For what? Getting a song stuck in your head?


[villagepeople]I love to stay at the DMCA! DMCA![/villagepeople]
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