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Offline Flipside

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Marathon Runner Assaulted....
Apparently the person in first place in the Olympic Marathon was leapt on by a member of the crowd and pushed into the sideline. Theres no reports up yet, but the Brzaillian runner who was attacked ended up coming in third from a 30 second lead.

There had to be one asshole didn't there :(

 

Offline Night Hammer

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Marathon Runner Assaulted....
They just announced he was Irish and had also ran onto the track at the British Grand Prix
Stop... Hammertime :hammer:

 

Offline Tiara

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Fun fact: It was an Irish priest and he did it before at some F1 race or something :p

F*cking asswipe.... :hopping:
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Offline aldo_14

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**** sake.  Should shove him in front of the bulls at pamplona wearing a red apron and clogs, see how much the bastard likes making a scene then.

edit;
Twat.

 

Offline Flipside

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Damn! :( Personally, I think he should be made to run the Marathon himself, with a few Greek Police dogs to help him keep pace.

 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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So he's a Catlick, but wears the Star of David on his kilt?

 

Offline Rictor

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"The Second Coming is near says the Bible.
Grand Prix Priest"

alright, now everyone who can make sense of that, please raise their hand.

...thought so.

 

Offline Bobboau

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competition is evil I guess...
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Offline Flipside

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Yep, God forbid nations should come together to do anything but kill each other just before the Landlord shows up ;)

 

Offline Martinus

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[color=66ff00]I wonder why the Garda* didn't chuck him into the back of a police wagon ages ago and beat seven shades of divinity out of him.

Was the runner not given some kind of compensation?
*(Ireland's police service, they don't shoot you, they have batons :D ).
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Offline Flipside

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The only other thing they could have done was declare the Marathon Null and Void, and pin the blame on this man, but considering that he's an attention whore, it's the sort of thing he would enjoy.
It was either let the race stand as it was, or be unfair to all the other runners who have done 20 miles. I suppose they could subtract the time he was off the track from his running time, but I doubt it will feel like a victory to anyone involved no matter what :(

 

Offline kode

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wait, so he didn't get lynched by the audience? too bad.
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Offline Martinus

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Originally posted by kode
wait, so he didn't get lynched by the audience? too bad.

[color=66ff00]Don't worry we'll get the bugger when he returns.

YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE YOU @%&!BAG!
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Offline kode

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actually, you should send him to brasil.
Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
- Ambrose Bierce
<Redfang> You're almost like Stryke 9 or an0n
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
- Aldous Huxley
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

 

Offline Levyathan

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Marathon Runner Assaulted....
****ing bastard. This was so going to be our fifth gold medal.

 

Offline Tiara

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Styxx is gonna be pissed :p
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Offline Janos

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahhaaahahahhahhahaahahhahhahah
lol wtf

 

Offline Levyathan

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Well, it seems they're not going to change the final results, but the guy recieved the Pierre de Coubertin Medal. That's got to mean something.

Still, it's unfair.

 

Offline Dark_4ce

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I still don't see how assaulting a Brazillian helps in his outcry for whatever he's trying to do. But I suppose when you're an irish priest with a green tie and a Star of David embroidered on your kilt, toting a sign warning of the second coming and declaring yourself a grand prix priest, assaulting a Brazillian lead runner in an Olympic marathon shouldn't seem like a bad idea....

Still... :mad:
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Offline Gank

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Chalk up another one for christian zionists.

Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor

[color=66ff00]Don't worry we'll get the bugger when he returns.

YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE YOU @%&!BAG!
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From what I can find out about the guy hes been based in London since he was ordained 30 years ago, so he probably be going back there. Probably explain why the garda didnt give him a "questioning" too, though priests are kinda above the law down here.