Hey guys, this is like one of those "You know when you play too much Freespace when you..." threads. But in this event, it focuses on college students. Note that you don't have to be a college/grad student to reply, but let's keep it true and funny. So thus, please don't post obscene materials or anything that might offend someone.
Most students who are hellbent on studying often miss exercising. This will help to remind them to frequent the campus gym more often. Here's a start:
You (college/grad student) know you need to visit the gym when you...
1. Gain 5kg of mass in two weeks.
2. Exhibit insomnia on a nightly basis.
3. See coffee foam cups/soda cans littered across your dorm room.
4. Exhibit anger or resentment towards others for no apparent reason.
5. Start to write calculus/organic chem formulas when showering.
6. Exhibit any sensitivity to light (either you haven't been out much or you have meningitis, which you need to go to the hospital for).
7. Discover an abnormal growth on your body (by this time it's probably too late to keep in shape - go see a physician).
So you guys, keep writing stuff...
