[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Thorn


Does sex count as exercise?

Only with another person

[Carl]

hey, stealth, you have exactly 7000 posts!

[Grug]

LOL.

You Know You Need to Go To the Gym When You...
- Get mind blanks when thinking of your own name
- Walk in rythm with a sum in your head
- Swear that your dog barked Java code at you...

hehehe.
I find that the stress from study works some of the weight off, especially if your a knee tapping type of person. Plus I usually forget to eat.
Though coffee and coke, the precious caffiene sources are your friend!

- Grug

[Stealth]

Originally posted by Carl
hey, stealth, you have exactly 7000 posts!

didn't even notice that!

[Rictor]

Originally posted by Maeglamor

[color=66ff00]Not quite the same thing but I've been working on this for the last while, I'm hoping to have them done before Chrimbo. [/color]

thats very, very awesome.

[Unknown Target]

Originally posted by Thorn


Does sex count as exercise?

Yes, actually, in a way. It basically can work as a cardio workout

[Stealth]

wow you guys are just experts on sex, aren't you

[Unknown Target]

And someone's very sarcastic

[Rampage]

Since we're on the topic of sex, here's another one:

You need to go to the gym when you excite yourself through applied pressure in your genitalia on a daily basis.

[01010]

You don't need the gym at all if you excite yourself through applied pressure in your genitalia on a daily basis. That should be sufficient as it is.

[vyper]

[q]wow you guys are just experts on sex, aren't you[/q]

Foo, if you ever get laid you'll know the meaning of the phrase "exercises every muscle in your body".

I've gained weight since I broke up with my ex - and it's not comfort eating it's just less exercise due to less sex.

[Tiara]

You Know You Need to Get Away From Your Computer And Go ANYWHERE Else...

...Your fingers are all muscular while you're a fat lardass.
...Your ass is blistered from sitting.
...You have 90 cans of beer hanging on the wall and 50 pizza boxes stacked on top of eachother.
...Your sex life consists of jacking off in front of intardnet pr0n.
...Your social life consists of you and your dog.
...You start wearing diapers cux you don't want to leave your computer.

...

...

[Rictor]

...but I don't have a dog

[Thorn]

Originally posted by aldo_14


Only with another person

the word implies more than one person...

[Stealth]

Originally posted by Thorn

the word implies more than one person...

and marriage used to imply man and woman, but it doens't anymore.

likewise, with all the perverts in the world today, you have to say whether you're talking about two people, animals, etc.

[Grug]

LOL.

Geez, well Stealth I would of thought that at least in these forums we could assume normality.

lol Tiara. Does Wild Turkey bottles count?

- Gruggles

[phreak]

You know you need to go to the gym when you read, on an internet forum, why you need to go to the gym.

[Martinus]

Originally posted by PhReAk
You know you need to go to the gym when you read, on an internet forum, why you need to go to the gym.

[color=66ff00]*sarcasm detector blows up in face*
[/color]

[Rictor]

is there such a thing as the Irony Irony Detector. Or the Irony Irony Irony Detector?

cause you know how they like the Trace Buster, and then the annoying wigger guy had the Trace Buster Buster, but the Chinese dude had the Trace Buster Buster Buster and...and then there were some explosions and a car chase and I sort of lost track of the plot...

[Grug]

o_O

I didn't understand a thing said then Rictor.
lol phreak

- Gruggles