[aldo_14]

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Had a flick through the Character Guide, and apart from Jabba, the only race I can find that isn't vaguely humanoid is the Ssi'ruuk.

[Ford Prefect]

Frankly, I'm surprised half of the Star Wars species survived the evolutionary lottery. Wookies? Gimme a break, Chewbacca is the dumbest piece of **** ever to brave the stars. And as far as I'm concerned, all the Ewoks should have suffered in eternal slavery at the hands of the Empire.

[Flipside]

Well, let's face it, humans aren't exactly the shining example of evolutions grace when you boil it down

[Ford Prefect]

I personally think we kick ass when compared with the other species in Star Wars. And the point is moot in real life because we have no basis for comparison at all.

Also, did anyone else get the impression that all Twi'leks in the galaxy exist purely to suck dick? (Figuratively in Bib Fortuna's case.)

[Liberator]

I don't know, that one Twi'lek Jedi in Episode 2 kicked ass.  Bib was not a prime example of his species.

http://www.starwars.com/databank/species/twilek/?id=eu

[Grey Wolf]

Originally posted by Ford Prefect
Frankly, I'm surprised half of the Star Wars species survived the evolutionary lottery. Wookies? Gimme a break, Chewbacca is the dumbest piece of **** ever to brave the stars. And as far as I'm concerned, all the Ewoks should have suffered in eternal slavery at the hands of the Empire.

Weren't the wookies basically enslaved by the Empire? And don't bring up Ewoks. They're midget Wookies with what Lucas evidently thought was a clever name, but is truly just a rather cheap derivation of Wookie. Not to mention their entire existence is a marketing gimmick...

[aldo_14]

I wouldn't imagine an ewok to be a very good slave, though.  Maybe a nice cushion, blanket or rug, though.

[Stealth]

Jabba the Hutt is what Jar Jar Binks becomes after eating too much.

naaa i don't know what the hell Jabba the Hutt is, but i do remember that his family was very well-known and respected (remember they judged the pod race in episode 1)

[Black Wolf]

Respected? He's a gangster.

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Fear, respect, it's all good.

[NGTM-1R]

He's respected within his profession. (Gangster/the-power-on-Tatoonie.) Or was, anyways.

[Stealth]

Originally posted by Black Wolf
Respected? He's a gangster.

*sighs*

and would you consider Gangsters NOT respected?

didn't think so.  kthx.

[Cyker]

Hey, don't dis the Ewoks!
They managed to take down an entire garrison of Stormtroopers, who had ATSTs an speeder bikes, using only rocks and ****!

Ph33r t3h fuzzy b3rz!

... bah, no, I still hate them too...

[Flipside]

Well, I saw the bit where they used rocks............

[Mongoose]

Am I the only one who thinks Ewoks are cool?

Yes, I do hate Jar-Jar, so don't even ask .

[Petrarch of the VBB]

What's the best Star Wars race then?

[Flipside]

Empire, you get to wear cool uniforms and blow stuff up

Apparently Stormtroopers get all the girls

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Stormtroopers get laid, but not me man.
If I want some loving I've got to go into Mos Eisley and pay five bucks for a wookie prostitute...

[NGTM-1R]

Who might accidentally tear your arm off and probably has half the veneral diseases known to the SW universe, but hey...

Join the Alliance. Become a fighter pilot. Get transfered into and out of Rogue Squadron. Have all the girls you could ever possibly want.
'Course, you gotta live through it first.