HLP Network

News:

HLP Donations Page has been reworked for supporting the site.
Please note that the previous "Tiers" are currently not operational (but will be worked on).
You can still cancel any previous re-occurring donations to make new ones which will go to the new Treasurer Admin (Zacam).

 
« Previous Thread Next Thread »
Print
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!  (Read 1540 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline aldo_14

  • Gunnery Control
  • 213
Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
on: September 24, 2004, 11:27:34 am
Boffin hits it big with breast-enlarging ringtone

One satisfied user said: "I listened to the tune for a week expecting all the time that I was being duped. But, incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!"
 

Offline kasperl

Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Reply #1 on: September 24, 2004, 11:49:08 am
Right.

El Reg's bootnotes are indeed a very worthy read.
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Stunaep

  • Thread Necrotech.... we bring the dead to life!
  • 210
Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Reply #2 on: September 24, 2004, 02:33:42 pm
*replaces schoolbell with said phone ring*
"Post-counts are like digital penises. That's why I don't like Shrike playing with mine." - an0n
Bah. You're an admin, you've had practice at this spanking business. - Odyssey
 

Offline beatspete

  • 28
    • http://www.angelfire.com/stars4/beatspete/index.html
Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Reply #3 on: September 24, 2004, 03:24:14 pm
Wow, I could really use this ring tone.
:|

"Your cynicism appauls me Collosus - I have ten thousand officers and crew willing to die for pants !"

"Go to red alert!"
"Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb"
 

Offline aldo_14

  • Gunnery Control
  • 213
Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Reply #4 on: September 24, 2004, 04:55:39 pm
Quote
Originally posted by beatspete
Wow, I could really use this ring tone.
:|


You want larger breasts?  Try eating some deep fried mars bar for lunch.
 

Offline Corsair

  • Gull Wings Rule
  • 29
Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Reply #5 on: September 24, 2004, 08:13:04 pm
:lol:
I told a few female friends of mine about this at school. One of them perks up immediately and goes, "bigger boobs just by listening to the ringtone? where can I get this thing?"


some people will go to any lengths... :lol:
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Setekh

  • Jar of Clay
  • 215
    • Hard Light Productions
Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Reply #6 on: September 24, 2004, 10:32:46 pm
:blah:
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS, now V3.0. Bringing Modders Together since January 2001.
THE HARD LIGHT ARRAY. Always makes you say wow.
 

Offline Gortef

  • 210
  • A meat popsicle
Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Reply #7 on: September 25, 2004, 12:45:29 am
oh dear :p
Habeeb it...
 

Offline 01010

  • 26
Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Reply #8 on: September 25, 2004, 07:17:09 am
I worry that hearing this ringtone about the place may have an adverse effect on my already developing man breasts.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2004, 07:19:40 am by 784 »
What frequency are you getting? Is it noise or sweet sweet music? - Refused - Liberation Frequency.
 

Offline HeX

  • 27
    • http://www.warpstorm.com
Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Reply #9 on: September 25, 2004, 07:20:56 am
And the human race makes yet another loop on the downward spiral into drooling stupidity.
Warpstorm
Alot's changed, but alot's still the same. Come on by and talk about anything!
 

Offline karajorma

  • King Louie - Jungle VIP
  • Administrator
  • 214
    • Karajorma's Freespace FAQ
Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Reply #10 on: September 25, 2004, 07:31:11 am
Quote
Originally posted by 01010
I worry that hearing this ringtone about the place may have an adverse effect on my already developing man breasts.


That is a rather worrying thought. How would this know whether you were a guy or a girl?
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

[ Diaspora ] - [ Seeds Of Rebellion ] - [ Mind Games ]
 

Offline 01010

  • 26
Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Reply #11 on: September 25, 2004, 07:48:57 am
Quote
Originally posted by karajorma


That is a rather worrying thought. How would this know whether you were a guy or a girl?


Hey I just thought though, if every guy had breasts, what a world that would be, no more ridicule for chubby titty men and also, fun for all.
What frequency are you getting? Is it noise or sweet sweet music? - Refused - Liberation Frequency.
 

Offline Gloriano

  • silver dracon
  • 210
  • Oh
Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Reply #12 on: September 25, 2004, 08:00:18 am
Quote
Originally posted by HeX
And the human race makes yet another loop on the downward spiral into drooling stupidity.



:nod:
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi
  

Offline Grey Wolf

Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Reply #13 on: September 26, 2004, 01:06:45 am
And here is today's evidence that the human body and mind are both equally insane.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline karajorma

  • King Louie - Jungle VIP
  • Administrator
  • 214
    • Karajorma's Freespace FAQ
Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Reply #14 on: September 26, 2004, 02:48:45 am
Quote
Originally posted by 01010
Hey I just thought though, if every guy had breasts, what a world that would be, no more ridicule for chubby titty men and also, fun for all.


It would also be a world that ended with this generation as the men would never leave the house. ;)
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

[ Diaspora ] - [ Seeds Of Rebellion ] - [ Mind Games ]
 

Offline aldo_14

  • Gunnery Control
  • 213
Enlarge your breasts - don't answer your phone!
Reply #15 on: September 26, 2004, 07:30:23 am
Quote
Originally posted by 01010


Hey I just thought though, if every guy had breasts, what a world that would be, no more ridicule for chubby titty men and also, fun for all.


Make it more difficult to recognise ugly women, though.  Y'know, so you can be polite when saying "get your fat arse out the way, ma'am"
Print
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« Previous Thread Next Thread »